Tips To Survive the Zombie/Undead Apocalypse
Written by Love4Cows
You have probably seen those ancient zombie movies and the new ones like Zombieland if you’re reading this. Or maybe you just want to take your chances just so if it happens you won’t end up dragging your limp body over to Saks Fifth Avenue to take a chomp on one of those hot sales managers. And yes, I agree with you, this does sound like a pretty safe bet.
My name is Love4Cows but you can call me Howl (or Kaykay), and I will be guiding you on this journey to surviving the undead.
Things that you will not read in this book:
1. How to fly (for obvious reasons)
2. How to use or reload a gun (I can’t do that to save my life)
3. How to treat a wound (I really don’t care if you’re hurt)
4. Moose (for more obvious reasons)
5. How to drive (I’m only 14! What did you expect?!)
Now if you have ever been in been in a “Three for the price of none” sale at the human mall,
you would know exactly what to do in that situation because your adrenaline would kick in and your girl cries would ring out and hurt their ears. But let us say that this is not the case and you were just a nerd sitting on their bed reading this. Then we can really put these tips to use.
So remember as you read this, heed all my warnings because they look pretty good filed up in my mind. And will someone tell me if any of them worked so I won’t end up dead?
Enjoy!
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Tips To Survive the Zombie/Undead Apocalypse
HumorEver get caught in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, but ended up dieing? Well, this guide will most likely not help you survive that unfortunate moment when you will probably die. This humorous guide will have you laughing with each tip and update!
