Tip Number Nineteen
A nice once told me if the shoe fits wear it. A nice friend that once tripped told if the shoe fits and doesn’t clumsy is way better. Which is perfectly understandable because I’m already tripping over the secret invisible rocks someone spilt on the floor wherever I go?
Anyway. When you are being chased by that nasty zombie who thought you looked like one fine sugar pot pie you don’t want be face planting on the sidewalk. Some of the mentioned footwear may not be suitable for some zombie butt-kicking:
1. Sandals – all the straps and such is so hard to put and slip on and stuff, you don’t want worrying that kind of thing. You want worrying the vampire that noticed you’re on your period.
2. Flipflops – must I even say anything?
3. Swimming shoes –yah, you may want to skip out on town and go dive into the ocean to try and get away from those creepers. But just think – if they’re dead, why would they need to breathe under water? Only the faster to kill you my deary. (But let’s talk about that another time.)
4. Laced shoes – if your shoes come undone as often as mine do, and then you realize how hazardous they can be. Plus you don’t want worrying about tying your shoes while on the run.
The best footwear for zombie killing maybe the one you REALLY don’t want to have to wear. But what can I say? You got to live don’t ya? Closed-toe-velcro-patched shoes. That’s the way to go. Too bad fashion is pain and my feet will be eat by zombies. I won’t be wearing those things for pizza!
So to Round Off Tip Number Nineteen…
Comfortable and Ugly shoes…if it fits.
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Tips To Survive the Zombie/Undead Apocalypse
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