Tips To Survive the Zombie/Undead Apocalypse

Tip Number Sixteen

Tip Number Sixteen

                This tip was inspired and brought to me by my best friend. I think this is absolutely brilliant! During a zombie apocalypse, let us assume that zombies are all mindless brain eating idiots. So what you do is you run to a huge gym with tons of treadmills. This will not work unless you have treadmills.

                Now before I tell you the funny and effective part we need to go through some safety things. You need to put away all the things in the gym that could be found and thrown. Lock them safely way in a closet. Also, you might want to bring a ton of batteries with you just so you don’t run out of power.

                Now, on to the fun stuff: Take one of the treadmills and line it up in front of you. Then place another next to it. Keep on doing that until you have either radial (a circle) around you or completely in a line so that there is not passage to get to you. Just in case add another row of treadmills. You can also do this with bicycles. As much equipment as you need.

                Now turn on all the treadmills and watch as the zombies step upon the treadmills to get to you. This slows the stupid zombies down as they try in effort to reach you but sadly fail when they end up staying in place. Now you can take a bazooka and mow those puppies down!

So to round off Tip Number Sixteen…

Line ‘em up and give ‘em some exercise!