Tips To Survive the Zombie/Undead Apocalypse

Tip Number Fourteen

Tip Number Fourteen

“Always have battle music on hand”

Submitted by audranime

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                This tip might sound funny at first, but after I thought about it for a minute, I realized that this actually did make sense. Always have battle music ready. Now before you totally give up hope on avdranime and I please listen to my reasoning. Whenever you watch movies you always hear background music, right? In most movies that I watch the music fits well with the scene and sets the mood. Well in action and adventure movies you always hear the jumpy and bouncy music which makes you want to get up and chop that ninja in half too.

                So for example, you‘re taking a stroll down Memory Lane and hoard of undead people come up behind you pulling on your shirt. Now you slam down on your iPod button and set your automatic theme music. Now you‘re fitting in tune and on the beat which makes all your movements synchronized. Let’s say your favorite all about me song is Another One Bites The Dust by Queen. All your swings, slugs, and punches would be on duh-duh-duh da-da-da-da-da-da (my way of counting beats for the chorus).

                You can think about in this way:

                Duh-duh-duh : step-punch-pull back

                Da-da-da-da-da-da: back elbow right-back elbow left-punch outward

                Or you can think about it in this way:

                Do your awesome dance movies in karate mode

                See? Adding music makes you motivated and encourages you to want to fit some undead butt!

So to Round Off Tip Number Fourteen…

Pick out your theme song.