Tip Number Eleven
“Let’s Split Up!”
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Whenever I watch horror movies, haunted mansion movies, or just plain old Scooby Doo Where are you? I always hear the phrase, “Let’s split up!”
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Whoever thought of that idea was really stupid. Ever heard of the phrase there is strength in numbers? Well, there’s a reason someone motto’d it. Do you know why we have armies instead of letting one guy go into the battle? Because if we did that, it would be bad tactics. One last question: You know why no one can ever find Scooby Doo? Because that bloody git Fred is always saying, “Why don’t we split up to search for clues?” as if there at some kind of children’s carnival. This is not some merry-go-round! You’re in a haunted mansion for goodness sakes!
Instead of using that god awful phrase, stay in a group and don’t ever lose track of one another. Never be in the front or in the back of the group. Always stay towards the middle. And last but not least, if need be, use anyone to block yourself from an attack. It is as simple as that.
So to Round Off Tip Number Eleven…
Never split up your group, unless you’re planning their deaths.
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