Tip Number Three
In all the zombie movies that I see, and in my real life experiences, I tend to see that whenever people realize there’s a green and gory dude dragging his arm around coming towards them, they think about running.
WHAT THE CHICKEN WING?!?!
You don’t just wait there deciding what you’re going to do! No! What is this, some kind of debauchery? You run! You run till the zombie eventually catches up with you because you accidentally ran around the world and ended behind the zombie and all he had to do was swing his amputated arm around.
Here’s an example of how this might happen:
Sammy and Skippy are going to an amusement park. But as they walk down the hill to get there, they trip over some deliberately put trip wire from a thousand years ago. They look up in slow motion to see two zombies up again. They realize that maybe they should have a Dora the Explorer moment. They turn towards the audience and ask them what they should while the zombies slowly approach. After ten minutes the crowd finally answers to run, and Sammy and Skippy follow the audiences’ plies.
But unfortunately, Sammy and Skippy realize that they have wasted too much time and the zombies are two milliliters away. You know what happens to Sammy and Skippy now. Let us take a moment to remember Sammy and Skippy’s stupid mistake and promise ourselves that we will not fall prey to these idiotic actions.
Now do you see what I am trying to say? Good…
So to round of Tip Number Three…
Run when you can; don’t stand there with your friends contemplating what you should. Get the mojo out of there!
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Tips To Survive the Zombie/Undead Apocalypse
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