Tips To Survive the Zombie/Undead Apocalypse

Tip Number Twenty-Three

Tip Number Twenty-Three

“I whip my hair back and forth!”

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                “I whip my hair back and forth,” Is not what you should be singing when on the run from some undead fiends. You might want to trim that long luscious mane before anything bad happens. Need on of my magnificent scenarios? I agree.

                So you’re at your hairdresser’s parlor listening to her gossip about her husband’s lack of listening skills while you doze off drooling on the hair cape. Boom, she suddenly stops talking and starts moaning over your hair covered shoulder. You immediately realize that your time has come to show off your amazing butt-kicking zombie killing mode. You jump out of the chair about to do a round house kick when you are pulled back down to the chair by your long, smexxy hair.

                Need I say more?

                So maybe you might need to pin your hair into a bun or an elaborate French braid. Or run around in a pixie cute, Alice Cullen Style. This way, a zombie is more likely to grab onto a hand grenade then your hair.

                So, to Round Off Tip Number Twenty-Three…

                It does matter if it’s long or short, Willow. It does matter.