Tip Number Twenty-Four
“The Back Seat”
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If I’m sixteen when the outbreak comes and I’m in the middle of the street. You better believe I’m gonna car jack a sweet ride. This is a great way to a hit-and-run scene going on. Just grab a car and start trampling those suckers. The best way to attack this subject is to start off with the type.
You don’t really want to go trapiezing around the streets in a bright mustard yellow Camaro that screams “Kill me now! I’m rich and well fed!” I suggest getting a simple truck or a land rover that will be able to go off road or get sum guts stuck in its fenders. Also, it wouldn’t be half bad to get one without air conditioning. This is for two reasons. The first being that the air would blow away the stench of a zombie hoard coming behind you. You wouldn’t not want to know they’re there. The second reason would be that you would get so hot and fussed from the loss of air conditioning bliss when you see a zombie you’ll get so pissed by the sight, it will get your adrenaline kicking. You will start slamming those zombies all over the place.
Something to keep in mind while using a car is to always look in the back seat and the trunk. You wouldn’t want to get into the car and barely get two miles in when a zombie bites you neck over the seat. And then you won’t even have the experience of being a zombie because you would swerve off the road and hit a tree and die.
It’s very tragic really.
So, to Round Off Tip Number Twenty-Four…
The backseat driver may be a zombie and not a hottie.
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