Tips To Survive the Zombie/Undead Apocalypse

Tip Number Seven

Tip Number Seven

                Please pay attention to this tip because it is very important. Never drink alcohol. I’m mean if you can’t hold your liquor then don’t drink at all. It is that simple. But of course you guys need an example so that you can understand this simple concept.

                This morning you find out that zombies are overtaking the world and you will most likely die. Here are two possibilities that you could choose from:

                Stay sober and get your armor and weapons ready, or

                Drink until you can’t stay awake and wake up with a pounding hangover.

                Now, which one sounds more logical?

                *Raises both hands palm side up and tilts them up and down*

                Drink or stay sober?

                Sober or Drink?

                Maybe you’ll change your mind after this:

                After a horrible headache that you just couldn’t get rid of and zombie comes out and bite your head off. Or maybe your drinking until it goes to your head, and then you see a nice looking undead person just roaming around on the street. You shout, “Oh, hey zombie dude! What’s up? Just thought I’d say hi. I like the way you limp over to me like you’re going to eat me or something. Oh wow, why are you chewing on my ankle like that? It kind of hurts.”

                Is this what you want? I don’t think so…

So to round off Tip Number Seven…

Never get drunk or even try to consume alcohol during the apocalypse.

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