Tip Number Nine
Tip Number Nine, can either end up good or bad, but it depends on how you handle the situation. Bring rabid animal or vicious dog along with you. That way when you look behind you and you see monstrous zombie heading towards you, you can scream, “Agh! Attack rabid animal or vicious dog! I unleash you!”
And then said rabid animal or vicious dog can go and maul that particular zombie’s leg off.
Know where the controversy comes into play is if said rabid animal or vicious dog is bitten by particular zombie. Will it turn into a zombie? Will it still obey you? Will your plan backfire? Will your mean animal come and bit you on the butt? So many questions and so little time to answer them while running away… But hey, it may or may not work. You might not want to try or you may want to risk your chances. Either way, I really don’t care if you don’t make it out alive.
So, to round off Tip Number Nine…
Bring animals if you want.
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Tips To Survive the Zombie/Undead Apocalypse
HumorEver get caught in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, but ended up dieing? Well, this guide will most likely not help you survive that unfortunate moment when you will probably die. This humorous guide will have you laughing with each tip and update!
