Tip Number Thirteen
“Underground Shelter”
Submitted by JBob425
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I was really surprised when I read this tip because I was stupid enough to not think of it myself. So props to JBob425 for being smarter than me. For a moment… And this brings me to Tip Number Thirteen. Build an underground shelter or make a shield of some sort to protect your house.
Let’s say that some who is out to get you decides to tell all his little undead friends that he’s having a party at your house and there’s going to be free Positive O blood. Friday night comes and you see all these half green, half mauled people limping towards your door and also some fanged kids. What do you do in this awful situation? You press your emergency underground bomb/undead apocalyptic shelter button and a small staircase opens in the floor. You run down there and stay there the rest of your life. Great idea right?
Now for some of you who obviously do not know how to stock a shelter with the necessary items to save your life, I’ll be the kind one and make a list for you:
· A television - so that you can watch the news to see if anyone in the world is still alive
· Non-perishable items – so you won’t die of starvation
· Your ZASP – just in case you have a horrible contractor and Chinese dry wall
· A bed
· A table
· A chair
· A radio – Same reason as the television
· Batteries
· A phone
· Books – to entertain yourself
· An extra gun
· A bathroom – for obvious reasons
· Towels
· Utensils
· An extra safety room – just in case those zombies turn out super strong
· Computer – for internet
· Wireless internet router
· Water
· A bat
· Notebook
· Pens
· Paper
· And anything else you can think of
That’s pretty much all you need in your ZAUS (Zombie Apocalypse Underground Shelter)
So to Round Off Tip Number Thirteen…
Prepare and use your ZAUS
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