Tip Number Twelve
“Don’t be Oprah”
Submitted by MsRight
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Never ever, ever try to consult a zombie or try to find it a good therapist. And please, god forbid, don’t ever be the therapist. I’m pretty sure that a zombie is not going to take the time to lie down on a comfy couch to vent its feelings to you about how he can’t find a hob be anywhere because they don’t accept the undead. It’s just not right.
Sure, sure. All you equal rights people will say, “Zombies have feelings too!” Well, they don’t and if they do the only feelings I get from their devious slack off grins are the feelings of hunger and sadisticness. The only way this can be turned around is if you set up a therapy office on the side of the road and lured those creepers into your trap like a bug on fly paper. Then you swing out your gun and mow them all down!
So to Round Off Tip Number Twelve…
Never try and “help” a zombie.
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