Tips To Survive the Zombie/Undead Apocalypse

Tip Number Twenty-Eight

Tip Number Twenty-Eight

Good Zombie Morning Everyone! Today we have two important topics to discuss today.

Number one:

I have heard this come up often when I talk about this book to people. Remember everyone; this is Tips to SURVIVE the Zombie/Undead Apocalypse. This is not Tips to be a Wimp and Give into Zombie Peer Pressure and be a Loser.

If you see someone getting mauled by zombie off in the distance and you have tons of weapons on hand and no zombies around you, what should you do?

Well the average, caring, normal, and loving person would say, “I would risk my life to save that person, even if it’s just one bullet.”

Well, let me tell you about this completely imbecilic statement. This is CRAP!!! I swear to pie lords up above this is the worst thing I ever hear whenever I have zombie discussions. I can’t stand people saying such stupidities. Even if it was your mother out their dying, you better save your katoosh and leave or I’ll save it for you and then personally round up a zombie Rottweiler to bit you in the katoosh.

You better run the chicken nuggets away and save yourself. Leave that person behind because this is not Tips to Be a Zombie Apocalypse Hero, it is Tips to Survive the Mother-Flap-Jackin’ Zombie/Undead Apocalypse.

Number two:

Now that we got that out of the way, I can talk to you awesome Zombie SURVIVORS about the next book.

Or shall I say book(s).

Yes, I have decided to make two books based on what I saw from the survey from the chapter A Note from Your Loving Writer, Howl. There in the comments section at the bottom was a survey asking what you wanted for the next book. (You can still do the survey if you want, it gives me more info and the link will be down below in the comments.)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW….

I have a few topics for you guys to narrow down for me, because I want it to be your decision.

Vampires

Teen Love

High School

Horror Film

Werewolf

Greek Mythology (that was mine)

Now what I would appreciate for you guys to do is whenever you see this, no matter when, please comment below your regular tip or feedback, and also two choices from the above categories. I will only count your vote once and in the end, the book theme with the most votes will win.

Also, if you would like to suggest a BETTER TOPIC (oh please do!) then just put it in your post as well.

It would really help me if you guys participated because I want the books to be really funny, and great for you guys, because you don’t know how happy I am when someone adds my book to their library or votes on a chapter. It makes me go like this XD and then die XP.

So to Round of Tip Number Twenty-Eight…

I love you zombie butt kicking people.