My Babysitter's A Vampire Preferences

Text Messages Part One

BENNY:

Him- (Y/N) BRING A HOSE TO MY HOUSE STAT

You- wHAT

Him- IF YOU'VE EVER LOVED ME, PLEASE

Him- ITS AN EMERGENCY

You- OKAY OKAY ON MY WAY

You- WHAT HAPPENED?

Him- I SPLATTERED MACARONI ALL OVER THE WALL AND GRANDMA'S NOT HOME YET. I GOTTA GET IT OFF QUICK. THERE'S A LOT

You- OH MY GOSH WEIR

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ETHAN:

You- HeY bAbE

Him- NO

You- HaHa WhAt EtHaN

Him- YOU KNOW I HATE WHEN YOU TYPE LIKE THAT 

You- I dOnT kNoW wHaT yOuRe TaLkInG aBoUt

You- CaN i CoMe OvEr

Him-NO. I AM SHUNNING YOU

You- :'(

Him- okay fine 💖

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RORY:

You- RORY!!

You- I GOT BIT BY A SPIDER

You- I THINK THE TRANSFORMATION TO SPIDERGIRL IS APPROACHING

You- THE PRESSURE TO SAVE THE WORLD IS TOO MUCH

Rory- What the hell

You- False alarm, it's just acne