Imagine:
Michael is sitting in his living room scrolling through channels getting bored with life he turns on the hit show Empire and started getting into it. Few minutes later
U heard Michael yelling at the TV
U went downstairs and peeked ur head around the corner
Michael: HAKEEM YOU DUMB ASS! I SWEAR UR MAGILLA GORILLA LOOKING ASS IS STUPID NO WONDER COOKIE BEAT U WITH A BROOM -_- SHIT BETTER THAN ME WOULDVE BEAT YOU WITH A STICK!
u laugh quietly to urself to see ur husband get mad at the TV
Michael: Oooooooo look luscious wants to act like daddy now -_- man sit yo light skin version of Trinidad James looking ass down talking about "I'm God " if ur God then I'm satans son
U watch Michael laughing to urself
-moments later-
Michael: Cookie Cookie always tryna get some nookie -_- Maya Angelou looking ass bish leave anika alone just because she stole a wanna be me away from u don't mean try to fight her -_-. Plus I can see them tracks hunny boo..shit I'm starting to sound like Yn
Ur on the stairs dying laughing quietly waiting on his next insult
Michael: Jamal GET WITH ALICIA! U KNOW U MISS PUSSY! talking about I'm still gay! THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT KISS WAS TELLING EVERYBODY -_- CHEERIO HEAD ASS
AND ANDRE....NVM U JUST FUCKED UP IM NOT EVEN GNNA GO THERE BUT RHONDA GTTA GO BISH LOOK LIKE SHE WOYLD FUCK A DOG IF U PAID HER -_-
I FUCKING CANT WITH THIS SHOW! BUT IMA WATCH IT
U started laughing hard af loud and went over to Michael turning the TV off , he looked at u weird
U: Mikey u had enough -laughing-
Michael: not my fault there a fucked up family shit more fucked up then ciara and futures relationship with their baby
U just laugh at sit next to him
U: oh apple head what am I gnna do with ur crazy ass
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Goodnight peeps
#peacelove&Michael
#peacelove&cheese
