Imagine:
Michael pov
Michael: NO YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!! -runs but cops grab him and put him in the cop car going to jail-
-at the jail-
Michael: man get ur toupee wearing ass off me -_- -struggling to get the cuffs off-
Cop: stop trying you will not get out of them -puts him in his cell-
Michael: swear to the Lord savor that I will get my ppl on you! Plus I get a phone call!
Cop: goodbye sir -walks away-
Michael throws his shoe at him the cop turns around
Cop: who did that?
Michael points to some buff ass dude
Cop: hey! Come with me for assaulting a cop -takes buff guy out-
Buff guy: HEY! I DIDNT DO SHIT IT WAS THE DUDE WITH THE FUCKED UP HAIRLINE!
Michael: bitch my HAIRLINE stay on. Point ! Where ur hairline at? Ooo I forgot playing peek-a-boo
Get ur life
Buff guy gets mad and leaves with cop
-month later-
Michael , wearing a short sleeve orange jumpsuit , hair in a ponytail , has now 3 tattoos , and basically runs the jail
Michael: Hey Johnson! -sits next to him -
Johnson:-shaking- yeah?
Michael: where's the goods?
Johnson: here -gives him a juicebox and a cookie-
Michael: -takes it- thank u ....now SCRAM! -jumps at him and outs his feet up on the table-
Johnson runs, one of Michael's goons walks up with a "wanna be bad ass "
Goon: yo m-jeezy this punk right here was trying to steal from you
Michael: -bites cookie- hmmm , come here
Punk goes over to him scared lowkey, Michael looks at him and circles him then slaps him with the cookie
Michael: .__. Fuck wrong with u , dusty Aretha Franklin lookin ass -shuts up- get out my sight and next time you steal my goons will beat that ass up got it
The punk nods
Michael: has Yn come yet?
Goon: nah not y-gco-
Guard: Jackson! You got a visitor
Michael goes to the visitation room and sees Yn there and gets happy af
Michael: YN! -hugs u-
Officer: No Touching!
You both sit
Yn: Michael I came as fast as I could , what did you do!?
Michael: stab someone with a spork ... Then pissed on their grave
Yn shakes her head
Yn: why!?
Michael: nigg took my juicebox v.v
Yn: -blinks with a wtf face- really Michael really? -_-
Michael: yeahhhh now when R gnna get me outta here already had to ppl tryna rape me for dropping the soap so I stuck the soap down their throats every time they talk they cough up bubbles -sighs-
Yn: oh lord , I already bailed you out, I just had to talk to you first to see how you were doing -sees tattoos- when tf did you get tattoos
Michael: my goon fruit loop did it v.v , he may be fruity but he does good tattoos even though it hurt like shit
Yn shakes her head and gets Michael out , when they go to the car Michael is twerking , jigging , and moonwalking all the way there
Michael: wait I got one more thing before we leave the premises
Yn:-already in the car- what?
Michael:-calls a guard- HEY YOU!
the guard looks
Michael: got something to tell u
-pulls pants down showing ass-
KISS MY ASS!
Guard: -__-
Michael laughs getting in the car and goes home
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Enjoy
#peacelove&Michael
