Imagine:
Michael pov
Michael: welcome to Michael's roast , I'm your host Michael here to give u the roast interviews u know wassup time for some roasts
Audience claps and he goes over to his roast seat sitting
Michael: -looks at note card- mmm see his Roach looking ass still isn't doing anything , lets bring him out
EVERYBODY Kanye West!
Crowd claps
Kanye comes out and sits
Kanye: wassup Michael , glad to be here
Michael:-eating popcorn- did u say anything?
Kanye: its nice to be here -smiles-
Michael: can't say the same for u but I mean it is :) anyways how's the kids? But question why did u name ur kid north west ?
Kanye: give her something unique you know
Michael almost chokes on his popcorn
Michael: why you lying? U know you named her that because Beyonce named her kid Blue ivy -_-
Get yo wanna be thug ass outta here
Kanye looks down scratching his head
Michael: naming ur kid after a direction , that's like me naming my kid south jackson , west Jackson, and east Jackson -_-
I mean I know ur kid is cute and all but still couldn't u think of a better name? Hope she slaps tf outta u for naming her that matter fact I'll do it for u -gets up and slaps kanye- get off my stage and go think about ur life AND UR NOT JESUS !
Kanye runs off crying
The crowd laughs
Michael: -looks at the card- -__- this bitch stole my woman , JAY Z BRING UR BABOON LIP HAVING ASS OUT HERE!
crowd claps for him while he comes out and sits
JayZ: wassup Mr Jackson -trys to give him a dab-
Michael: back yo ass up , so lets talk about you taking my woman
JayZ: I didn't take her...she chose me
Michael: BITCH ! She didn't choose yo ape looking ass -_- she wanted me until you came in the picture
JayZ: and why is that?
Michael: Because I'm Michael Fucking Jackson Tf?
JayZ: -mumbles- yeah mj with no bey
Michael: do you want to get ur ass beat?
JayZ: lets go
Michael: don't let the white skin fool you -takes wig off- JOHN! HOLD MY WIG!
JayZ: -gets up-
Michael: just mad bc she didn't come home last night because she was with me!
JayZ: -tries to jump him-
Michael: NOW!
a whole bunch of kids attack Jay z and drag him to hell
Michael puts his wig back on and sits like nothing happened then looks at his card
Michael: she sexy af ,.....NICKI MINAJ EVERYONE
nicki comes and sits smiling
Nicki: hey Mr Jackson
Michael: call me daddy
Nicki: okay Michael
Michael: let's cut the crap , when are u gnna let me hit?
Nicki: ....um
Michael: meet me in the dressing room later on NEXT!!!!
He looks at the card
Michael: ew why is Lisa on here!
She comes out and crowd stays silent
Lisa sits
Lisa: hey baby
Michael: do I know you? -wearing sunglasses and uses a stick-
Lisa: well I was ur wife until u left me
Michael: do you guys hear something I must be going deaf , who is this woman , lady speak English I don't speak bullshit
Lisa: Michael come on , don't you remember all the good times and the sex?
Michael:-snatches his glasses off- bitch fuck the sex yo shit smelt like feet and booty -_- , my dick was screaming and yelling for me not to fuck you , shit is still mad at me -looks in pants- u still mad?
Michael's dick: Man fuck outta here -sniffs and lowkey cries-
Michael: I'm sorry mj jr , I'll make it up to you -looks at lisa- see what you did made him sad -,-, -looks back down- its gnna be okay
Michael's dick: yeah yeah close the pants its cold af
He listens
Lisa: so you don't remember anything?
Michael looks at crowd
Michael: so that's the end of the show , now get y'all broke asses out but buy tickets for next week's show
Michael leaves the set and yells to stage manager
Michael: GET THAT LOSE ANIMAL OFF MY STAGE -looks at Lisa then goes and finds nicki-
NICKI LEMME SHOW YOU WHO'S BAD!
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