i'm really telling you, my teacher hardcore ships this boy and me.
not only did she sit us next to each other, but always puts us in the same groups for activities.
the first time, we were working in a group with two "popular people" and we're describing pictures
and he looks at it for 3 seconds and says that it looks like
"a melancholy resting site for the poverished"
the people that we're working with just look at him like he bust into fucking latin or something
and i just kinda looked up at him and nodded, because that's exactly what it was
and i can't help but slightly smile at the other two's dropped jaws
and he looks at the other two and realizes that i understood perfectly but they have no idea what he just said
and i start to suppress a laugh
but he doesn't suppress his
and his face is so red because he can't breathe with laughter
and when he's done he just stops and stares at me with a big smile on his face
and it's only when i start to blush that i realize that i once again feel nervous and feel something in my stomach: butterflies, and there's
a lot
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little miss popular
Humorthis is nonfiction, this is all legitimate stuff that's happened in my life but i can tell that it's not going to have a happy ending sorry ☹ (and i'm putting this book in the humor category because i think my life is a joke and people think jokes...