him (joking): do you even care about my feelings?
me (100% serious): yeah *blushes*
him: *stares at me*
him (still joking): i thought we had something special
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him: pink highlighter on pink paper?! really?!
me: ugH stop patronizing me *giggles*
him: but you're laughing too!
me: i knOW
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"i'm gonna be Gomez for halloween next year... maybe i'll get my girlfriend to be Morticia Adams"
welL FUCK, THAT HURT
a lot
YOU ARE READING
little miss popular
Humorthis is nonfiction, this is all legitimate stuff that's happened in my life but i can tell that it's not going to have a happy ending sorry ☹ (and i'm putting this book in the humor category because i think my life is a joke and people think jokes...
