ah, the awkward side hug story
never gets old
okAY
so we were split into groups for an assignment, and it was me, him, and two other boys in a group.
the three of them were talking about stuff while working and he was saying something about getting pubes stuck in braces, typical.
the super shipper teacher comes over and she asks how we're doing
me (slightly aggravated): "i'm fine"
him: *looks at me* *looks at teacher*
him (talking to the teacher): "i just torment her every day that she's in class."
him (talking to me): "like your shirt says, you tolerate me."
{picture of shirt at the end of the chapter}
me: "it's not just you i tolerate, it's almost everyone."
and he looks into my eyes before slowly and very awkwardly wrapping his arms lightly around me from the side (since we were sitting next to each other) and hugs me
directly in front of the other two boys
and in front of the entire class
i just froze and my heart started pounding
he slowly and awkwardly pulls away, looks at the other two boys, looks at me, and says:
"you didn't think i'd do that, did you?"
and me, being a little awkward fucking shit, i said:
"well that was unexpected."
i started working again and he started joking around and 'narrating my thoughts', saying stuff like "oh god don't ever touch me again or i'll slap you." and acting like i was thinking that stuff.
but i wasn't at all.
and when i'm around him, i blush
a lot.
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hi it's kat
(SPOILERS: this isn't the only physical contact that's happened; in fact, i'm typing this chapter on the same day of a future chapter that will include the story of today's events and physical contact in english class)
this is the shirt that i was talking about during the chapter, it's one of my favorites.
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Humorthis is nonfiction, this is all legitimate stuff that's happened in my life but i can tell that it's not going to have a happy ending sorry ☹ (and i'm putting this book in the humor category because i think my life is a joke and people think jokes...