Why Me? • jb

That Time Of The Month

Kai

I rolled out of bed and instantly felt pain in my uterus. I ran to the bathroom, It's that time of the month again. I crawled out of the bathroom and texted Willow.

Me: guess who decided to pay a visit, today?

My main hoe: aww that sucks, Mother Nature is a bitch sometimes

Me: do you want to be my, oh so lovely friend a buy me a box of pads and a whole bunch a food, pretty please with a cherry on top?

My main hoe: are you kidding me? spend a whole day with your crazy ass. You know how we get when it's that time of the month.

Me: boo you whore!

My main hoe: lmao. Shut the fuck up and stop quoting mean girls. Go call your boo over

Me: fine, you suck balls tho

My main hoe: so do you, talk to you later

I went to my contact list and called Justin.
"Good morning baby, how are you?" Justin said.

"I'm doing terrible." I groaned.

"Why, what happened?" He asked with worry in his voice.

"Willow won't come over and love me. And this is really embarrassing to be asking you to do, but I'm on my lady time right now. And i really need you to buy me some feminine products and all the junk food you see in the store. Please, baby, I will love you forever." I pleaded.

"Oh okay, I'll be there in thirty minutes. Okay? Hang in there. I love you." Justin said.

"Love you too, see you soon. I replied.

"See you soon."

Justin

I was at Target, trying to figure out whether to get Kai pads or tampons and what brand to get.

"The fuck? How am I supposed to know which ones to get. There is like a billion different brands."

I called Kai, but she didn't answer. She probably fell asleep knowing her. I called Willow next. "What up smarty?" She answered.

"I'm at Target. Kai sent me to get her some lady products but I don't know what brand to get her. I don't want her to kill me, if I get the wrong ones." I told her.

"Okay, go by the pads, not the tampons." I walked by the pads. "Uh huh, okay" I said.

"Find the brand, that says Always Infinity and the box is blue."

"Thank god,  Thank you so much Willow." I said.

"No problem, also get her double stuff Oreos and coffee ice cream. On the way out go to McDonalds get her large French fries with sweet and sour sauce and a cup of coffee." She said.

"Well damn!" I whispered.

"I know right, but don't say anything in front of her, she will kill you. Also get her heating pads. Also she will want to cuddle and watch Teen Wolf all day. Kai will be very emotional. It will seem like she is bi-polar. Just warning you now!" She said lightly laughed.

"Thanks for the help and survival 101 of crazy Kai." I chuckled.

"No problem, it's what I do" She laughed.

"See you later." I said.

"Bye Justin." Willow hung up the phone.

After I grabbed all of Kai's snacks and grabbed me a few things, I went to pay for all of it. A woman was ringing up the stuff that I picked up.