Kai Spencer (Lily Collins)
Q: Why are you so gorgeous?
A: oh stop it *laughs* thank you though
Q: What was your first impression of Justin?
A: well we played together in kindergarten, Pattie showed us pictures she took of us. But I don't really remember it.. The first thing I saw was his ass.. The day we were assigned partners.. Justin doesn't deserve his ass
*justin walks in*
Justin: why are you talking about my ass?
Kai: get out this is my turn, you'll have yours next... Anyways after we started talking, I though he was a really sweet guy and I think he was lost. And I was also lost. We sort of helped each other find our ways
Q: Can we be best friends?
A: I mean I already have three people taking that place but I guess I can fit you in
Q: I love you so much
A: love you too Hun
Q: When will you and Justin have children?
A: years from now.... I hope
Q: Do you love me? Because I love you
A: yeah but I love Justin more
Q: Do you see a future (like far far away with little babies and marriage) with Justin?
A: I do.. I don't know why but I see us with three kids and I see us having this big wedding . Ugh I can't wait for that day
Q: Can you be my mom?
A: I'm only eighteen!!
Q: Favorite song at the moment?
A: No problem by chance the rapper. Justin and I blast that through the house almost everyday
Q: When are you going take Justin's virginity?
A: Already did *winks*
Q: Is Justin good in bed?
A: That's for me to know only
Q: How big is Justin's dick?
A: I don't even know, but I did measure it next to my arm once...
Q: Can you do a split on the dick?
A: You guys are so dirty *giggles* but maybe *winks*
Justin Bieber (Himself)
Q: Daddy!
A: Kai is that you?
Q: Oh my fucking god daddy
A: what is up with all of you calling me daddy, that's Kai's job
*kai walks past*
Kai: Justin I'm punching you in your throat after your done with your interview
Justin: Uh uh, remember. This is my part, get out. *shoos Kai away*
Q: Are you going to marry Kai?
A: I really hope so, It would be a dream to marry her
Q: When did you know you were in love with Kai?
A: Probably the day at Ambers Halloween party. And Kai stuck up for me in front of everyone. I realized that she was always going to be on my side no matter what
Q: What's your favorite tv show right now?
A: idk right now Kai has me hooked on vampire diaries *laughs*

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Why Me? • jb
FanfictionJustin Bieber is your common school nerd. He doesn't have any friends, he sits by himself in the library to eat his food. He's never had a girlfriend. He's the one all the "cool kids" turn to use as their homework plug. Kai Spencer is the most po...