19. Pick-up Lines.

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Pick-up lines.

Zayn: "Baby, life without you would be like a broken pencil.. pointless."

Liam: "Are you Jamaican? Because Ja-maican me crazy."

Harry: "Im pretty sure you were in the Spice Girls."

Louis: "Are you related to Yoda? Cause yo-delicious."

Zayn: "Are you wifi? Because I can feel the connection."

Niall: "Are you a Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get."

A/N: I got tickets for WWA! Oh I was so surprised my sister the sneaky bastard got me tickets! They are so close and standing but so worth it (AN NEXT TO THE STAGE). I was thinking about making a sign like 'SPIT ON ME PLEASE' but I don't think my sister or my friend would even want to come close to me.. So Im still thinking. Still thinking.

Anyways, I know this sucked..

Love you,

x

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