Living in Gravity Falls (Dipcifica)

Chapter 4: Working for the dollar.

A/N: Time to go to the Mystery Shack.

Dipper and Mabel are currently walking towards the mystery shack.

"Man I wonder how much the old place changed," said Mabel.

"I really hope Wendy is there," said Dipper, "She probably expects her hat back."

"And you expect your pine tree hat back?" Mabel asked.

"Nah she can keep it, with every staring into their phones, no one cares about the little dipper on my head," said Dipper, "See over there."

A guy wearing a blue shirt saying, "Robots are People Too," is seen playing Pokémon Go on his phone, running into a tree. He then dials a number.

"Hello Xander it's Aaron," said Aaron, "Yeah it happened again."

"I see what you mean bro-bro," said Mabel.

A few minutes later they arrive at the mystery shack to see Soos restocking the gift shop shelves.

"Sorry we're not open for another few hours," said Soos.

"Seriously dude," said Dipper.

"Come on," said Mabel.

Soos turns his head to see Dipper and Mabel standing there.

"Dudes," said Soos.

Soos ran to give then a hug.

"Oh my gosh I never thought I ever see you dudes again," said Soos, "And looks like Dipper's the tall one now."

"Shut up please," said Mabel.

"Who's the alpha twin now?" Dipper asked.

"Stop asking me that," said Mabel.

"Well its a good thing you two dudes are here," said Soos, "Melody and I got something to tell you guys."

"That you two are now married, we know, you posted it on Facebook," said Mabel.

"At least we made Abuelita's last wish come true........ so she can start a new wish list," said Soos.

"Then what is it?" Dipper asked.

Melody then comes in rubbing her belly.

"We're having a baby," said Melody.

"OMG OMG OMG I CALL GODMOTHER," said Mabel.

"Wendy beat you to it, sorry," said Soos.

"Dammit," said Mabel.

"Where is Wendy anyway, did she quit or something?" Dipper asked.

"No more like on medical leave," said Soos.

"Her arm and leg broke while on a camping trip with her family," said Melody.

"Ouch," said Mabel.

"She'll be back in a few weeks," said Soos, "But now I'm understaffed."

Dipper then coughs nonchalantly.

"What if we work here?" Dipper asked.

"That depends, what other jobs did you two do?" Soos asked, "Sorry dudes, Oregon law or something."

"I was a tutor for the past year," said Dipper.

"Babysitter extraordinaire right here," said Mabel.

"Please, you left a kid in a garbage bag instead of a diaper," said Dipper.

"I thought I held more because it said it hold up 15 gallons," said Mabel, "Stupid Sam and Cat episode."

"Okay dudes, your hired, but first I need to contact your house to see if its okay," said Soos.

"You got our new houseline? Never mind I know how you got it," said Dipper, "Mabel!"

"I hate this post everything on the internet society," said Mabel.

A few hours later Dipper was at the cash register while Mabel was dusting every little nook and cranny in the shack.

"Man we need music," said Mabel, "You know to liven things up."

"I'll see what's on spotify," said Dipper.

Dipper pulls out his phone and search through the music streaming app.

"How about stressed out by twenty one pilots?" Dipper asked.

"You read my mind," said Mabel.

Dipper plays the song. (Video above)

"Wish we could turn back time," sang Dipper.

"To the good old days," sang Mabel.

"When our momma's sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out," sang both of them.

Just then Pacifica came in.

"Hey guys," said Pacifica.

"Hey," said Dipper.

"Sup girl," said Mabel.

"Just stopping by because I got nothing to do," said Pacifica, "Also my cable and internet are out so..... yeah."

"What about your phone?" Mabel asked.

"I used up my data playing Pokémon Go and Best Fiends," said Pacifica.

"Yeah those games will do that," said Dipper.

Few more hours later it was quiting time.

"Wait before you guys leave," said Soos as he pulled out two envelopes from his suit pocket, "these are for you dudes."

Dipper and Mabel open then envelopes to see cash.

"Woah I didn't realize we get paid this time," said Dipper.

"Yeah well unlike Mr. Pines I read up on the labor laws," said Soos.

"Isn't that the thing Grunkle Stan believes was made up but the government or something?" Mabel asked.

"Bingo," said Dipper.

When they get home, Dipper made a quick phone call.

"Hello Mario's Italian Restaurant and Pizzeria? Yeah I would like to make reservations for the special booth Friday at 6pm," said Dipper, "Okay thank you goodbye."

Dipper then lays back on his chair.

"I'm going to make my first date with her unforgettable," said Dipper.

A/N: Wow awesome chapter I know. I'll see you next time.