Chapter 33: New Year, Same Us (Holiday Chapters 3 of 3)

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Holy Oreos I'm going full new years now. Lets get started.

It's new years eve. And there is a small party happening in the Pines residence.

Mabel and Xander are making out while Dipper and Pacifica are playing music.

"Which one works, Starboy by the Weeknd or The Musical Noodle by The 3 eyed Bobs?" Dipper asked.

"Starboy," said Pacifica.

"We really do think alike huh!" said Dipper.

Dipper plays the song. (Song above⤴)

Candy, Grenda, and Grenda's girlfriend come in.

"Now for the last time you sure he'll be here later?" Grenda asked Candy.

"Yeah, he told me his über broke down," said Candy.

"Why is everyone getting ubers now?" Grenda asked.

"Because those Segway things people call hoverboards apparently catch fire," said Candy.

Candy walks over to Mabel and Xander as they were done making out.

"Oh hey Can-Can," said Mabel, "Where's your date?"

"He'll be here shortly," said Candy.

"Who is he anyway?" Xander asked.

"Well whoever he is," said Mabel, "He'll be a step up from your crush from Dipper."

Meanwhile nearby:

"Candy had a crush on you?" Pacifica asked.

"It's a long story," said Dipper.

A few minutes later a Caucasian male comes walking in.

"Ross!"

Candy comes and gives a hug to the male.

"Hey babe sorry I'm late, my über driver got me Subway to make up for the broken tire on the side of the road," said Ross, "On the bright side, I got you a Chicken Caesar Melt with extra spinach."

"Oh you know me so well," said Candy.

They start kissing as Everyone is watching them.

"Good thing times have changed or else someone would start making racist jokes," said Grunkle Stan, "Which reminds me, FORD STAY AWAY FROM THE SCOTCH!"

An hour later.

"Everyone it's almost midnight," said Rachel.

"On 10," said Patrick.

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"HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

Party horns can be heard and Mabel start throwing glitter everywhere.

"Gah glitter in my eye!" said Mabel.

"New Year......... Lets be honest there isn't going to be a new us," said Xander.

"True," said Dipper.

The next morning.

All the adults are shown hangover.

"This makes me glad Soos doesn't drink," said Dipper.

Macy then comes in.

"Dippy meet my new boyfwiend," said Macy.

"Shmebulock!" 

Funny ending I know, okay done with the holiday chapters. Alright see you next time.

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