Chapter 24: We ain't ever getting Older!

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A/N: Talent Show Chapter, lets get started.

Dipper was in his room with Pacifica, Mabel, and Macy bouncing on his bed.

"Think, think, think," said Dipper.

"Think, think, think," Macy repeated being cute.

"No offense Macy you're not helping," said Dipper.

"Sowwy Dippy," said Macy.

"Why does she call you Dippy?" Pacifica asked.

"She thinks it's cute the way she says it," said Mabel.

"Come on brain, work give me an idea for the talent show," said Dipper.

"Dipper calm down," said Pacifica, "it's okay you got (checks calendar) one more day............ okay scream!"

Dipper grabs a nearby pillow and screams into it.

"What am I going to do?" Dipper asked.

"Am I seriously the only smart one here?" Mabel asked, "Do a duet with Pacifica."

Dipper and Pacifica seemed intrigued.

"You in?" Dipper asked.

"Lets do this!" said Pacifica.

They all start smelling a foul stench.

"Mabel change Macy," said Dipper.

"Me made boom boom," said Macy.

Mabel picks Macy up from the bed.

"Why do you always leave me with the poopy jobs?" Mabel asked.

The next day.

Dipper and Pacifica are warming up their vocal cords.

"Coming up next Dipper Pines and Pacifica Roseland," said Announcer.

"You ready," Dipper asked.

"As ready as I'll ever be," said Pacifica.

Dipper and Pacifica walk onto the stage as the music started. (Dipper SingingPacifica Singing, Both Singing)

Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you
I drink too much and that's an issue
But I'm Ok
Hey, tell your friends it was nice to meet them
But I hope I never see them again

I know it breaks your heart
Moved to the city in a broke down car
And four years, no calls
Now you're looking pretty in a hotel bar
And I, I, I, I, I can't stop
No, I, I, I, I, I can't stop

So baby pull me closer in the back seat of your Rover
That I know you can't afford
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Pull the sheets right off the corner
Of the mattress that you stole
From your roommate back in Boulder
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older

You, look as good as the day I met you
I forget just why I left you, I was insane
Stay, and play that Blink-182 song
That we beat to death in Tucson, OK

I know it breaks your heart
Moved to the city in a broke down car
And four years, no call
Now I'm looking pretty in a hotel bar
And I, I, I, I, I can't stop
No, I, I, I, I, I can't stop

So baby pull me closer in the back seat of your Rover
That I know you can't afford
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Pull the sheets right off the corner
Of the mattress that you stole
From your roommate back in Boulder
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older

So baby pull me closer in the back seat of your Rover
That I know you can't afford
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Pull the sheets right off the corner
Of the mattress that you stole
From your roommate back in Boulder
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
No, we ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
No, we ain't ever getting older

We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
No, we ain't ever getting older (yeah)
We ain't ever getting older (yeah)
No, we ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
No we ain't ever getting older

After the song they both kiss as the crowd roars in excitement.

Little later.

"And the winner is......Dipper Pines and Pacifica Roseland," said The announcer.

Everyone cheers them on.

After the show:

"Man that was amazing," said Pacifica.

"We should do it again," said Dipper.

"What do you mean?" Pacifica asked.

"We should become a musical duo, like Twenty One Pilots or the Ting Tings," said Dipper.

Pacifica thinks for a second.

"We should," said Pacifica.

A/N: Okay awesome chapter and awesome song I know, okay see you later, I'm getting ready for Smosh live right now.

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