A/N: This maybe a spoiler but Abuelita makes an appearance so get ready.
Dipper and Mabel were working at the mystery shack, mainly Dipper, who's helping Soos set up His and Melody's baby room.
"What are you guys having a boy or girl?" Dipper asked.
"Did Mabel ask you to ask me that?" Soos asked.
"Well she reminded me too," said Dipper.
"Okay," said Soos, "Were having a......"
Abuelita is vacuuming the wall.
"Really?" Dipper asked.
"The walls are dusty," said Abuelita.
"She wants to see my child happy before she lives with angels," said Soos.
"And your grandpa," said Dipper.
*Awkward silence*
"He's not there," said Soos.
Meanwhile downstairs Mabel, Wendy, and Melody are watching TV.
"Morty we got* burp* to go to* burp* space Morty," said Rick on TV.
Morty on TV screams.
"How does this show stay so fresh?" Melody asked.
"Catering to what Gravity Rises fans want but can't get because of Disney XD's dumb censors," said Mabel.
"True," said Wendy.
Just then Grunkle Stan came in.
"Watching that kid show that isn't a kid show again?" Stan asked.
"It's a pregnancy craving for me," said Melody.
Rick on TV burps again.
"I swear to god I think I know someone like him when I went to prison in Columbia," said Stan.
Dipper then comes walking sown the stairs.
"Ahh glad my favorite niece and nephew are here," said Stan.
"What do you want Grunkle Stan?" Dipper asked.
"Yeah I'm getting all curiousy," said Mabel.
"Stop trying to make that happen," said Dipper.
"Dipper you are so fetch," said Mabel.
Dipper rolls his eyes in annoyance.
"Anyways, there's someone I want you guys to meet," said Stan.
A woman, around Stan's age walks not the shack.
"Who is she Grunkle Stan?" Mabel asked.
"This is Carla McCorkle," said Stan, "Carla 'Hot Pants' McCorkle'"
The twins froze in shock.
"But she's not wearing hot pants," said Mabel.
Carla giggles.
"I know, but I don't think I can make those work at my age," said Carla.
"Hey you aged great," said Stan, "I swear to Paul Bunyan you got younger instead of older."
Carla blushes.
"Mind telling us how you rekindled?" Mabel asked.
"Sure pumpkin," said Stan, "When Ford and I finished up our journey across the North Atlantic, we went back home to Glass Shard Beach. Lord and behold I ran into her. Not literally of course, we kind of became one after that."
"And I always regret choosing that hippie over you," said Carla, "Mainly because bell bottoms were uncomfortable come summer."
"Hey at least you still got you hot pants legs," said Stan.
They both start smooching.
"I'm going back to work," said Dipper.
Glass shattering is heard from the gift shop.
"UGH, DAMMIT GOMPERS!" said Dipper running to the give shop.
A/N: Shirt-ish chapter I know, I've been out of t today but I got out in time. Also Stan finally got his girl, so yeah go Stan! Okay I've better get to bed it's 12:23 am where I live, I'll see you next time.
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