A/N: Man that titles a doozy, lets get started.
Pacifica was over the Pines residence helping Mabel out with her show.
"Why did you asked me to be on your show again?" Pacifica asked.
"Have you ever loved a guy but he turned out to be a jerk?" Mabel asked.
"Well the only I guy I ever love is your brother," said Pacifica, "though when I was still under control of Preston Northwest, he force me into relationships with some jerks."
"Okay so you know how to deal with what I'm going through," said Mabel.
"Yeah I heard how Xander called you an idiot," said Pacifica, "Besides you can do way better."
"Well I already did worse, since I was in a force relationship with Gideon," said Mabel.
"He got put back in prison for ditching community service," said Pacifica.
"So I've heard," said Mabel.
"Well I know a few ways to move on from a bad relationship," said Pacifica.
"And I know a way to tell it," said Mabel.
(The rest of this chapter will be in script form)
*Static*
Mabel: Today's Mabel's Guide to..... Moving On!
Cuts to Mabel sitting on her beanbag chair.
Mabel: So if you haven't heard, I recently got out of a relationship. But before you come knocking down my door, I wanna give out a few tips on moving on. And to help me with that, give it up for my newest BFF, Pacifica.
Mabel hits a button, turning on an applause sound effect.
Pacifica: Luckily for everyone there are some simple dos and don'ts.
Do: Listen to a breakup playlist.
Mabel is seen listening to her iPhone.
Don't: Include the following songs:
•My life would suck without you- Kelly Clarkson.
•I want you back- Cher Lloyd
•Don't Let Me Down- Chainsmokers feat. Daya
•Where are Ü now- Jack Ü feat. Justin Bieber
•We would put more but we hate editing.
Do: Hang out with friends.
Mabel is seen with Candy and Grenda.
Mabel: And I was like, More like bologna heist.
Everyone laughs.
Don't: Talk about your ex with them.
Mabel: And he left me with his baby in me. *Cries*
Grenda: But your not pregnant.
Mabel froze.
Mabel: Stick to the script Grenda.
Do: spend time with favorite animals.
Mabel is rubbing Waddles' belly.
Mabel: Who's a good pig? You are good pig.
Waddles oinks.
Do: Use the animal to attack your ex's stuff, but don't get arrested.
Mabel froze.
Mabel: Okay I think that's enough time we have today. Join us next time, when Pacifica isn't crazy.
Pacifica: You're no fun.
A/N: Weird chapter I know, I literally woke up, then I wrote this. Okay see you next time.
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