Living in Gravity Falls (Dipcifica)

Chapter 29: Sleepover Date

Wow two completely different things in one.

Dipper and Mabel are setting up for their double date/sleepover.

"This is the best idea you ever had Mabel," said Dipper, "Which you desperately needed it after you made that bikini out of diapers."

"I'm still surprised my boobs didn't pop out of Macy's Huggies," said Mabel

"I'm more surprised Macy let you use those," said Dipper.

"Long story short, I'm done thinking while on smile dip," said Mabel, "Also why didn't you say anything when I said....."

"At this point I thought 'why bother' because you read to much weird Gravity Rises fan fiction," said Dipper.

"I still delete my history after I accidentally read those oakcest fanfics," said Mabel.

"If it accidental, how come it happens a lot?" Dipper asked.

"I literally thought a name like 'Forbidden Romance' was meant to be a Trendy x Dopster fanfic," said Mabel.

An hour later Xander and Pacifica came over, with Pacifica in a rainbow hooded onesie holding her pooh bear, and Xander wearing a pair of Jack Skellington lounge pants, a Big Bang Theory tshirt, and a pair of Homer Simpson slippers.

"Dude those are dope slippers," said Dipper, "Remind me never to say dope again."

"Deal, but these are awesome," said Xander, "Watch what happens when you walk in these."

Xander starts walking around, while his slippers saying, "D'oh!" in every step.

"What?! Where can I get one of those?" Pacifica asked, "But in SpongeBob form so he makes his laugh in every step."

"Those don't exist," said Xander, "Sadly."

"That's bullshirt," said Mabel.

Dipper then comes in with a Roku streaming stick.

"Okay just got to plug this in and boom we got Netflix," said Dipper, "And Disney movies anywhere."

"Thank you!" said Pacifica.

Mabel raised an eyebrow in confusion.

"What I like Disney," said Pacifica.

"Who doesn't?" Xander asked.

"Old people who live in retirement homes," said Mabel, "Then again they hate everything that isn't them."

"In that case Kanye should be a retired old man by now," said Dipper.

Everyone starts laughing.

"Bout time you make a funny joke Dipper," said Mabel.

Just then something starts moving in the couch.

"Macy get out of the couch," said Dipper.

Macy pops out of the couch.

"Aw pickles!" said Macy.

Macy gets up only to fall on her tummy, she then starts crying.

"Oh it's okay Macy cousin Mabel's got you," said Mabel comforting the baby.

"I wish my cousins were like that, except all they did was smoke everything," said Xander.

An hour later Mabel puts Macy to bed as Dipper and Xander were making popcorn with bacon mixed in, (like yum!) and Pacifica was choosing something on the Roku.

"Are you sure Waddles won't get offended by us eating bacon?" Xander asked.

"After eating 3 pounds of sausage at the Mystery Shack barbeque, I think not," said Dipper.

Xander froze in shock.

"That pig is a cannibal," said Xander. (btw there are pictures on google of pigs eating bacon no joke, I got bored one night and that popped up.)

"Guys does Zootopia sound good?" Pacifica asked.

"Yeah babe," said Dipper.

After the movie and all the snacks are finished up, everyone fell asleep. Except for Xander and Mabel, who were making out on the couch.

"Man I missed this," said Xander.

"I know it was so weird making out with a gay guy," said Mabel, "who had a thing for Tom Brady."

"Gross, he likes that douchebag?" Xander asked.

"I know right?" Mabel asked.

Okay odd joke to end it on, but I really hate Tom Brady, he is a total sleaze, lite, and a cheater, lets not forget deflate gate. Btw, I actually do watch sports, mainly the NFL, Go Pittsburgh Steelers!!!!! If you don't watch sports, it's okay it's your thing, I'm not forcing anyone to like them. Okay see you guy next time.