Rilaya Oneshots

Superstar

I squeal in excitement. Farkle and Lucas's hands fly to their ears, covering them and grumbling about how loud I was.

"Riley, could you try not to blast our eardrums out!?" Farkle exclaims.

"Sorry guys, but guess what!!!!?" I shout.

"What?" Lucas asks unenthusiastically.

"I just scored two backstage passes to Maya Hart's concert! It's tonight at six, who wants to come with me?" I ask.

Farkle and Lucas exchange a glance. Then they both bolt to the door, neither wanting to accompany me. Unfortunately for them, I knew this was gonna happen and I locked the door beforehand. Lucas bangs on the door in frustration. "Oh come on Riley!" He exclaims.

"Oh no, one of you needs to come with me!" I shout.

"Why, so we could help you get a date with your crush?" Lucas teases. I flush red. "N-no!" I stutter. "I don't like Maya! I'm just a fan of her music!"

"Sure." Lucas says sarcastically and shares a look with Farkle.

"I mean, it's possible she could like you back. Didn't she come out as bisexual a couple months ago?" Farkle asks.

"YES!" I scream, a little too excited. Lucas and Farkle share another look. "Oh yeah, you don't like her at all." Farkle says sarcastically.

"W-whatever." I say, trying to play it off all cool. "So which one of you is gonna be lucky enough to come with me?"

"Well that's one way to word it." Lucas snorts. "More like which one of us is gonna be lucky enough to get to stay home." Farkle adds.

I roll my eyes at my two best friends. "Seriously though, who's coming?"

"Not it!" Lucas shouts, not even a second after I asked my question. "Dang it!" Farkle curses under his breath.

Lucas raises his hands in victory. "Whooo! Have fun at the concert Farkle." He smirks. Farkle responds by giving Lucas a nasty glare. Yikes. If looks could kill, Lucas would already be on his way to the underworld.

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"Gah!" Farkle yells, clutching his ears. The two of us were at the concert, with all of Maya's fans screaming at the top of their lungs, including me. "Isn't this amazing!?" I shout, dancing to Maya's newest single Smoke and Fire.

"No!" Farkle shouts back, still swearing at Lucas under his breath. "Stop being such a grumpy pants!" I yell.

"Hey guys!" Maya says, on the mic. She's greeted by even more shouts, causing Farkle to groan. "This is gonna be a long concert." He says.

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"Oh my goodness! This is it! We're about to meet Maya!" I freak out to Farkle. We were currently backstage, waiting for Maya to come. "What if I freeze up!? What if I make a fool out of myself!?" I shout to Farkle.

He seemed to be ignoring me, staring straight ahead. He was probably mad that I forced him to come, or maybe he was just mad at Lucas. I turn back around and my breath stops. There she was, Maya Hart.

"Hi!" She greets me.

I freeze for a second. She was even more beautiful up close, if that was possible. "H-hi!" I stutter out. "I'm Riley." I introduce myself. "And this is Farkle." I point to Farkle. He seemed to still be ignoring me.

"Farkle!" I shout and wave my hand in front of his face.

"WHAT!?" He shouts at me. I jump back in surprise. "Farkle, you're shouting." I say, scrunching my eyebrows up in confusion. Was he really that mad at me?

"WHAT!?" He shouts again. "RILEY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I THINK THE CONCERT RUPTURED MY EARDRUM!" Farkle shouts in my ear.

I jump back from him. "Farkle, if you don't stop shouting, you're gonna rupture my eardrum!" I complain.

"ARE YOU TALKING RIGHT NOW!?" Farkle asks. "I CAN'T REALLY TELL!"

I gave an exasperated sigh and turn back to Maya, who was looking at us with an amused smile on her face.

Farkle then looks at Maya, just realizing she was here. "OH HEY, RILEY LOOK! IT'S MAYA HART! THE GIRL YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON!"

I tense up, realizing what Farkle had just done. Maya's eyes widen at the confession, even if it wasn't coming from me. "Uh..." I start, trying to think of something. "He's just kidding." I give a nervous laugh, trying to convince her it wasn't true.

"Oh that's too bad." Maya says. "I would've liked to go on a date with you."

My mouth drops open. "Really!?" I shout excitedly. "Are you serious!?"

Maya smiles at me and nods her head. I'm jumping up and down at this point. Maya Hart just asked me on a date! "Yyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!" I shout. Maya laughs at my goofiness.

"THAT'S AWESOME!" Farkle screams. I jump back again, forgetting he was there. "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT JUST HAPPENED BUT YOU LOOK REALLY HAPPY SO I'M JUST GONNA GO WITH IT!" He shouts at me.

I roll my eyes at him. "So uh, how about that date?" I ask Maya.

"WAIT RILEY! DID YOU JUST SAY DATE!?" Farkle yells again. "Put a sock in it, Farkle!" I snap at him and shove a cookie into his mouth.

"I have to do a quick interview with a reporter but then after that we can go on that date." Maya answers, smiling at me. She turns to leave, flashing me one last smile before turning the corner.

My goofy grin hadn't left my face. "RILEY ARE YOU OR ARE NOT GOING ON A DATE WITH MAYA!?" Farkle screams, trying to make sense of the scene he just watched with no sound.