Rilaya Oneshots

The Suite Life

I don't even know what I was doing with this and there isn't much Rilaya in it but enjoy :)

Pie Fight

"Ugh!" Missy shouts. "That is disgusting, there is a hair in the punch bowl!" She complains to everyone around her. "Yeah, that would never happen at my party." She scoffs. "Farkle's party is lame!"

Farkle scowls, making his way over to Missy. "I thought I smelled a rat but turns out it was a mole!"

"What mole?" Missy asks, quite serious.

"Do you own a mirror!?" Farkle exclaims.

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"Come on Riley, they already ran out of cookies at the party." Maya says, entering the kitchen.

I continued whisking my mixture. "Boy, those teenagers can really chow down." I say, remembering I had made this gigantic platter of cookies taller than Maya. Then again, Maya probably ate most of them. Despite my girlfriend's size, the girl could really eat.

"Let's go, let's go, let's go!" Maya exclaims, clapping her hands, making me whisk faster.

"You know, I used to like doing this for love. But now I'm doing it for money and I feel dirty." I confess, stopping my work on the next batch of cookies.

Maya chuckles slightly before handing me a twenty dollar bill. "Wipe your filth off with this twenty and get back to work."

"Well I don't see you working! Why don't you help out and separate some eggs for me?" I ask, scoffing.

Maya sighs before moving four eggs as far apart as she can. "Done! Cooking is easy." I couldn't tell if that was supposed to be a joke or not but I sure hope it was.

"I'll whip us up a batch." Maya says, grabbing some ingredients. I don't stop her, just glad that she wasn't commanding me to work faster anymore. After about ten minutes, Maya grabs a tin out of the oven. "Okay, here's my first batch." She sets the tray down.

I grab one and sigh when I find it's harder than a rock. I pound it on the table, not surprised to see that it left a dent. "You baked a hockey puck!" I shout. "You could break a tooth on one of these."

"So?" Maya says.

"When people eat my cookies, they're supposed to melt in their mouth, not break their teeth!" I exclaim. "I don't need any more of your help, just keep out of my way and stay over there." I accidently flick some four on Maya's face when I pointed in a different direction. I smile sheepishly at her.

"Did you just flick flour in my face?" Maya asks menacingly, moving closer to me.

Feeling courageous, I say "Maybe I did, maybe I didn't!"

"Well maybe I flicked some back!" Maya does exactly what she says and next thing I know, my vision is white with flour. "And maybe I didn't." She mocks me.

"Well I know you didn't. Because if you did, I would've done this!" I grab two eggs and smash it over her head, allowing the yolk to splatter down on her hair. "And that's how you separate an egg!"

"This is how you separate a pie from its pan." Maya says, grabbing one of the pies I had premade. She smashes it into my face.

Everything only gets crazier from here. I grab another pie and chase Maya out of the kitchen and into the party. "Come back here and take this banana cream pie like a woman!" I shout.

"You wouldn't." Farkle says, the center of attention turning to us. I respond by flinging the pie at Maya. She ducks just in time and it hits another guest, gasps emitting from everyone.