Rilaya Oneshots

Halloween

Hey guys, I'm back. Hurricane Matthew may have been rough, but now everything is "alright, alright, alright" XD. So I just thought of this quick one shot while sitting in my bed, listening to the roar of the wind during the hurricane. Enjoy and happy early Halloween!

"YYYYYAAAAAYYYY!" I scream, making all my friends slap their hands on their ears.

"Ah! Jeez Riley, calm down!" Zay complains. "It's not that big a deal!"

"Not that big a deal!?" I grab the collar of his shirt, pulling him so we were face to face (even though that was usually Maya's thing). "Zay, how can you say that!? It's Halloween, it's the biggest deal in the world! And we're going trick-or-treating tonight, no one's allowed to argue about that!"

"Maya, control your girlfriend!" Zay yelps, pushing me into Maya's arms.

"Peaches, we're going trick-or-treating, right!?" I say.

"Uh..." Maya looks at me hesitantly.

I give her a pointed look. "RIGHT!?"

"Uh, yeah! Of course we are." Maya says. She then turns to look at everyone else. "And WE are all coming, right?"

Farkle, Lucas, and Zay begin to protest but one nasty glare from Maya cuts them off.

"Heheh, yeah!" Farkle says nervously.

"Wouldn't miss it for the world." Lucas chuckles hesitantly while Zay just groans, shoving his face into a pillow.

"YYYYYYAAAAAYYYYY!" I shout again, quickly pecking Maya on the cheek, practically prancing around the room.

"...That was totally worth it." Maya says with a dopey smile, watching me jump around. "Hey Huckleberry, no need to plan a last minute costume, I already have an idea for you!"

"Oh no..." Lucas groans, joining Zay with the pillow.

"We need to start preparing our costumes now!" I exclaim, glancing at the time. It was already four, only giving us about two hours to get ready. "Farkle, stop watching TV!"

"Wait until I'm done! I'm trying to see if Rowan and Sabrina will finally get together!" Farkle shouts, brushing my words off. "IT'S SO OBVIOUS THEY LIKE EACH OTHER BUT FOR SOME REASON ROWAN THINKS THAT SABRINA LIKES PEYTON AND SABRINA THINKS THAT ROWAN LIKES PEYTON!!!! THE WRITERS NEED TO STOP THIS MADNESS!"

"...Wow." Maya raises an eyebrow at Farkle's rant.

"WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD LIKE PEYTON, HE'S SUCH A FUCKBOY!"

At this point, I could see a vein popping out of Farkle's forehead. A quite hilarious sight, actually.

"AND THE WRITER'S HAVE THE NERVE TO MESS WITH MY FEELINGS, MAKING ROWAN AND SABRINA SAY 'I LOVE YOU' TO EACH OTHER SO MANY TIMES AND HUG AND CUDDLE AND HOLD HANDS AND HAVE ROWAN SAY THAT SABRINA IS HER EXTRORDINARY RELATIONSHIP BUT STILL DON'T HAVE THEM DATE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN, THEY'RE PRACTICALLY IN A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW MINUS THE KISSING!!!!!"

"Oh my lord, Farkle, it's just a TV show!" I exclaim.

"JUST A TV SHOW!? OH, AND I SUPPOSE THAT HALLOWEEN IS JUST A HOLIDAY, HUH!? AND YOU AND MAYA ARE JUST BEST FRIENDS!? FOR GOD'S SAKE, I NEED MY ROWBRINA!"

"Holy cow. Farkle, you're in too deep!" I quickly grab the TV remote, shutting it off. That proved to be a big mistake.

"NOOOOO!" Farkle gets down on his knees, screaming at the ceiling. He then turns to look at me. "RILEY, I DON'T CARE IF I'M IN YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW BUT IF YOU DON'T GIVE THAT REMOTE BACK TO ME RIGHT NOW, I WILL SHOVE MY-"