Minion Quotes 1
My posts aren't directed at anyone in particular so should anyone be offended by them I say ..............
If the shoe fits, wear it.
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When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult.
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No. I'm not being immature, I'm just having fun, you should try it, sometimes.
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Ooooh, who's that sexy beast?
Oh, I clicked on my own profile again.
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I try to take life one day at a time ......
But lately several days have attacked me at once.
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Being blocked and unfriended by some people is like the trash taking itself out.
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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
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Just a woman? Oh, hell no!
I'm a big cup of wonderful,
Covered in awesome sauce with
a splash of bitch,
And a dash of crazy.
You be sure to remember that.
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My wall, my status, my opinion, my humor, my world, my life. If you don't like it do me a favor, delete yourself and save me the job! You won't be missed.
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The police pulled me over and asked me 'Do you know how fast you were going?"
I said "Obviously not fast enough because you caught me."
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When I bang my toe against something, it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.
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I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies & the wall gets in the way.
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Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up everyday to impress you!
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Recipe for Drama:
1 cup of gossip
1/4 cup of rumors
And 9 lbs of jealousy.
Mix well and cover in lies. Roast for as long as you lack self esteem.
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I like using big words that I don't fully understand to make myself sound more Photosynthesis.
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A woman brought you into this world. So you don't have the right to disrespect one.
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I am who I am. Your approval is not needed.
