A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you really won't get far unless you change it.
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A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything.
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"Come in my heart and pay no rent."
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Dear Mario,
I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.**********
Develop the attitude that there are more reason why you should succeed than reasons why you should fail.
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"Don't hate me, just get to know me first."
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"Don't play with me, coz I can play better than you."
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"Don't be happy. I don't really forgive people, I just pretend like it's okay and wait for my turn to destroy them."
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"Don't talk out loud! You lower the IQ of the whole street."
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Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
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"God is really creative. I mean, just look at me."
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"I am not as dumb as you look."
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"I am not drunk. I am just chemically off-balanced."
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"I am not failed. My success is just postponed."
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"I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends."
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"I don't have time to hate people who hate me because I 'm too busy in loving people who love me."
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"I don't need to explain myself, I know I'm right."
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"I don't change, I just grew up. You should try it once."
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"I enjoy when people show attitude to me because it shows that they need an attitude to impress me."
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