Watcher (KSImon)

Thirty Five

lol actually working on the story sorry for not posting WRITERS BLOCK... and I've been online window shopping a lot. Someone can get me a Lallana jersey.... or a Rashford jersey, but it can't be Man U it has to be English National because I'm Liverpool (tralala). I just high key respect Rashford he's a baller. :P

I woke up to the sound of laughing from the kitchen. Ethan and Em were making eggs, and they were both making messes of themselves. I shook my head at them disapprovingly.

"You two," I laughed, "need to figure yourselves out."

"Every time I lay my hand on an egg," Ethan screeched, picking one up, "it ends up all over someone!" 

The next thing I know, there's egg all over my pajama pants and shirt. I glare at Ethan, and there was a silence in the room. Then he starts up cackling, and I peg an egg at his hair. He squealed and shook the shell onto Em, who could barely breath she was laughing so hard.

"It's on mate!" Em passed Ethan an egg, then he chucked one back at me, and narrowly missed, hitting the pantry behind me. I gave him a shocked face and a gasp. 

There was a bang at the door, and I went over to get it, "Ethan, your flat is the place to be, innit?"

"Our," he corrected me, and I opened the door to find Tobi standing there. I looked back at Ethan, who seemed to be trying very hard to suppress a laugh, with his hands behind his back. Em planted her face in her hand, shaking a bit.

"Oi Tob!" Ethan said, making odd noises.

"You sound like a goat on steroids," Tobi shook his head.

"Like always," I say, receiving a gasp from Ethan.

"OH SHOTS FIRED," Em screamed,"you just got toasted!" she threw a piece of bread at his face, and it stuck to the egg yolk. Em doubled over with laughed, "I rate that, Simon."

Tobi helped Ethan by peeling the bread off his face, "man, you guys need lives." We all nodded vigorously.

"Absolutely," Em said.

"No doubt about it," Ethan agreed.

"You guys were the death of my life," I joked, earning a few giggles.

"Do you guys want to go out tonight? I mean, I was going to ask for lunch with you mates, but I'm not sure you'll be ready by then," Tobi smiled.

"Wait time even is it?" I asked, still slightly asleep.

"Time for you to get a watch," Em smirked, and checked her phone, "11:27."

"Probably not," Ethan chuckled, "how about you come by at 7:00? I'm hoping we'll all be in order by then."

Tobi shrugged, "I never know with you lot," he started to slide out the door, and said, "oh, I almost forgot! I invited Cal and JJ along as well. Haven't had the group of you together since school!"

Dammit. I didn't need Callum and Jide in the same room at the moment. Tobi obviously didn't know about our little spat, since I hadn't come out to him yet. He was too kind to do that on purpose anyways. I really did have the worst of luck, didn't I.