Assclass one shots

Drunk! Asano x reader

You sipped your coffee, and took a cookie from a basket Asano had given you on your 1 month anniversary. You chewed happily, when you suddenly heard the door bang. You looked over in fear, thinking it was an intruder. You grabbed a golf club. You turned the tv off, and tiptoed to the door.
There was a loud bang again, and you slowly started to unlock it. You opened the door, and immediately smacked the person on the head with the golf club!
You were proud! For about five seconds.

You suddenly realized that it was your boyfriend, Asano! "Oh my god! Asano! I'm so sorry, I-" you stopped mid sentence, when he slurred out a bunch of jumbled words.
"Assault! This girl that looks like my girlfriend assaulted me~" he slurred out. He started hiccuping, and you couldn't help but laugh.
You closed the door, and when to go get an ice pack.
"H-ey! You look like my girl-friend!" He hiccuped out. You laughed silently to yourself, but he still noticed.
"What are y-ou laughing about!?" He called out. You walked over to him, and bent down to his level. He blushed furiously as you placed the ice pack on his forehead.
He suddenly pushed you away, and frowned. "St-op! Only (y/n) can touch me like that!" He said. You blushed a bit, and smiled.
You kissed his forehead, and chuckled.

"Who do you love?" You asked. He suddenly fell on your lap, and blushed some more. "(Y/n)!" He yelled out. He stopped hiccuping, and he actually allowed you place the ice pack on his head.
You helped him upstairs afterwards, and laid him on your bed. He fell asleep quickly, and you smiled. You laid down next to him, and pulled the covers over your chin. And with that, you both fell asleep.

~*Bonus*~
Asano woke up with an extreme hangover. He groaned, and rubbed his head. He then started to recall what had happened. He blushed heavily, but then he looked over at you. He gently lifted the covers to make sure you were both fully clothed.
"So, how'd you sleep?" You asked. He jumped at you voice. And blushed lightly.

"Not as good as you think."

Coming up:

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