Vocal line buying tampons

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You send your boyfriend out to get you a necessity... it will be fine right? 


Jin

Jin- "Why are tampons so expensive?"

Y/N- "I'll pay you back later just hurry."

Jin- "No, I mean like..."

"You don't get to choose to have your period."

"You have to have it."

"And you have to pay so much for it."

Y/N- "Yesss I know it sucks but you don't have time for preaching right now."

Jin- "Sorry."

"It's just really unfair."


Jimin

Jimin- "How many tampons do you need?"

"There's a pack with 100 tampons."

"Will you need that many?"

"Holy shit there's packages with even more."

Y/N- "Just get a normal one with 20 or something."

Jimin- "Do you need more?"

"There's a lot of blood."

Y/N- "I know how much blood there is i've been having my period for a while now."

Jimin- "Oh right."


Taehyung

Tae- "I'm here, what do I get?"

Y/N- "It doesn't matter, just get one in like a mini size."

Tae- "Okay."

"Oh my god there are so many."

"Like... SO.MANY."

Y/N- "I know."

Tae- "How many different versions does a women need?"

Y/N- "Every vagina is different don't discriminate."

Tae- "I'm not it's just..."

"SO MANY."


Jungkook

Y/N- "They're in the same place as the toothpaste and stuff."

Jungkook- "Right."

"Oh."

"Someone just looked at me funny."

"What do I do?"

Y/N- "Nothing?? Just buy the tampons and get home already."

Jungkook- "He's got a real smug face what is he thinking."

Y/N- "HE'S THINKING THAT YOU ARE BUYING TAMPONS JUST BUY THEM ALREADY!"

Jungkook- "I think i'm gonna hit him."

Y/N- "JUNGKOOK!!"


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