"And then-"
"Yeah-"
"Yoongi I'm being serious, stop looking at me like that"
He had the dumbest little smirk on his face as you told your story of that annoying kid in class.
"Continue"
"Then, I quote, he said, I'd like to exercise you"
Silence.
A few seconds had passed.
And then. His cartoon-like laughter filled your ears and you smacked his shoulder.
"I'd like to exercise you"
"Yoongi -"
"That's the best thing I've heard all day, I'm totally using that, can I exercise you babe?"
"No you can't"
"Let me exercise you" he slapped his thigh whilst showing off his gummy smile, his laughter playing like background music in his joy.
"Sweg boi"
"Yes exercise girl"
"I hate you"
"Sure you do" his laughter died down a little now, but his shoulders were still shaking. What a dumbass. "By the way?"
"Yes sweg boi"
"That nickname"
"Sweg boi?"
"Yeah. It's old. Outdated. Weak"
"Oh really?"
"I mean come on, sweg boi? It was cute in the beginning"
"Sweetie's old too" you replied sassily
"Nah" he clicked his tongue, pinching your cheek gently "You still go weak when I call you sweetie"
"Nope" you popped the P loudly "I'm immune"
"Sure you are. Oh. By the way"
"Hm?" you hummed, lifting your legs up on his bed and looking at him who was now up and walking.
"I made you a playlist"
You smiled in slight disbelief, watching him bring you his laptop, with a set of his professional looking headphones. Kid barely afforded food but he sure had good headphones.
"Really?"
"Mhm"
"Why?"
"I want to enlighten you with good music"
"Only if it's yours"
"Don't say cheesy shit like that, Jesus"
"My name is Y/N, not Jesus, are you dating this Jesus character?"
"What are you even saying" he started laughing and you shrugged
"You know that's why you love me, for my idiotic weirdness"
"Listen to the playlist you idiotic weirdo"
As your eyes skimmed through the playlist, you were quite surprised.
Epik High. Quite a few Epik High songs.
"Well play it, don't just look at it"
He placed the headphones on your head and pressed the space bar instead of you.
"Who the hell is Stony Skunk?" you asked, as the guy you assumed was Stony Skunk rapped into your ears
"I'll forgive you since you're foreign"
YOU ARE READING
Wifi | Min Yoongi x Reader
Fanfiction"You have been using my wifi" -"I was wondering when you would notice"
