^^^^^BEFORE THE CHAPTER STARTS IF YALL HAVE NOT LISTENED TO THE QUEENS COMEBACK LISTEN TO IT NOW BECAUSE HYUNA IS MY WIFE AND I FUCKING LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE IS MY FEMALE YOONGI SHE COULD SPIT ON ME AND I'D BE GREATFUL WATCH THE SEXINESS AND DIE^^^^^^
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"Oh wow"
Yoongi was just as shocked as you were when you re-told him Taeha's story.
"Wow" his eyes were wide and even with his comfortable position on your couch, he seemed tense. "Good thing you found her"
"Right" you were sitting cross legged on the floor "Imagine if someone else did, she would be in so much trouble"
"She should get in trouble"
"Yoongi, she's just a foolish girl-"
"And that should be punished! You should tell her parents, she should be grounded"
"This could get her expelled"
"Fine then don't" he tilted his head backwards, staring up at your ceiling "You should've taken the drugs"
"What?" you laughed "Would you do them?"
"No, but we could've gotten some good money for it"
"That's not such a dumb statement actually"
"I'm not dumb sweetie" his hands were behind his head "What happened to your bills?"
"They're there, waiting" you fidgeted around with your fingers "I hope the salary will come.."
"If it doesn't, you can move into my place"
"Sweg boi that's not happening"
"Why not, we're already together, we spend most free time together, this will cut both our expenses"
"Persuade me all you want"
"You'll get to take care of me full time"
"Oh how tempting"
"You'll get to see my work much more then you see it now"
"Oh?" you stared at him with a playful smile
"You'll be living in my place with that fabulous view"
"It is a good view"
"We'll be able to have nice mid-day-"
"Yoongi" you stopped him because you knew exactly how that sentence would end.
"What you pervert I was gonna say dates" he laughed loudly and you nodded sarcastically
"Mhm, yeah right"
"Hey I have an idea"
"Min Yoongi always has ideas"
"Wanna go out to lunch today?"
"Oh" you tilted your head in curiousity "What's the occasion"
"I wanna take my girl out"
God did that sound sappy. Your lips still curved into a smile because coming from him, it just made you melt.
I'm a fucking sappy lovey-dovey idiot
"Who's got the money?"
"Yoongi's got the money"
"Sweg boi has money, hm, makes sense"
"Remember how rude we were to each other in the beginning" he grinned
"I was never rude"
"You were, just a little"
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Wifi | Min Yoongi x Reader
Fanfiction"You have been using my wifi" -"I was wondering when you would notice"
