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A Rant On Phan

I wanted to post this in my Rant book, considering that this is a rant, but I guess that book is more popular, so there are more people who read that book who don't really know me or my interests, and they probably only want my rants on fucking commas. Don't get me wrong, I love my Rant book and all the feedback in it, but it kind of sucks that I can't post real rants on there. But I guess the three people who have this book in their library at least know me well enough to know that I like YouTubers, especially Phil and Dan. Then again, it's your choice whether you want to read this or not because it's one of those moments where I'm pissed off. And I mean really pissed off. Here it is.

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Anybody who has been a part of the Phandom for any time has seen their Twitters and Tumblrs and Instagrams and watches their Radio Show and has seen Dan's YouNow streams and has just really gotten into the fandom in general. But everyone knows the one thing that appears everywhere.

Phan.

And it's gotten to the point where there are people who literally believe that they are a couple.

And sure, in some ways at some times it's really cute and funny to think about Phan as a thing, but I think everyone needs to stop fucking fanning themselves while squealing and open their eyes. This isn't me going off about how "Phan isn't real" or "Phan is real", but just the fact that people are out there who will mentally murder someone online if they don't ship fucking Phan.

Because quite frankly, I personally don't give a damn about whether or not they're dating or if they're just friends or if they've ever allegedly kissed. They started their YouTube channels to entertain you, not so you guys can decide their sexuality.

Which brings me to the topic of their sexuality. It's been allegedly noted that both Dan and Phil have admitted to being bisexual. (People are also saying they admitted to dating before, but I've never seen real proof of that, so I'm not going to discuss that) Of course, this just adds to the already immense shitstorm of people saying "So Phan has to be real!" and "They aren't gay you dumbfucks" and other things along the lines of the defined line between people saying Phan is real, people who don't believ in Phan, and people who don't even believ they are bisexual.

Although I have never personally seen proof of either of them admitting they were bisexual, I'm pretty positive it's fact that Phil is, and I honestly think Dan is too. (This doesn't mean I'm right, so that doesn't mean everyone has to quote me on this, saying "BUT YOU SAID HE WAS!!!1!1!!1!11")

But overall, and I'm going to stress this so much right now, because I have literally spent the last two hours reading so much about Phan and I'm coming to this conclusion mainly because I'm having a mental breakdown and I don't know why,

WHO THE FUCK CARES?

About their sexuality or their relationship status (Meaning that in general) or what happened four years ago or whether or not the Valentine's Day vidoe was a joke or whether or not Phil had a fucking hickey in 98.9368% of his videos or the .0000001 second of a frame where it looked like they were holding hands, because IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.

They made videos to entertain us, no more, no less.

So stop creating shitstorms over their own private life.

(No really I'm going to stop here because I'm having a mental breakdown from all this and there is someone in the other room watching something with a long continous beeping in the background and all of this is making me really question my mental stability and this always happens when I talk about Dan/Phil and this is why my account when on hiatus in the first fucking place I need help)

Discuss.