Dreams

I'm Allowed to Be Obsessive (Right?)

Hey there.

Here is another one of those chapters about Dan and Phil. Read as you may, but I'm warning you now that this chapter totally makes me seem utterly crazy and obsessed.

Now, one thing I've never told anyone was whether I ship Phan or not. And I guess in a way, it doesn't really matter, but I've taken this situation much too seriously for some reason. (I blame Tumblr)

And I'm very much aware that what I say next might change your views on me as a person. (Okay it depends on who you are) But, on the terms of Tumblr, I recently discovered a blog. A certain blog with a certain amount of popularity. That blog is no other than the Phan Directory. And god, for some reason my brain is taking this all in in a much too serious way.

Of course, anyone familiar with that blog knows that over half of its content is Password Protected, because you know blah blah lets not get terminated again blah blah. An I've basically figured out absolutely zero percent of that password, no matter how hard I try.

I know, this is all basically just a few things I can't see if I don't know the password and it will probably mean nothing to me in a few years, but right now I'm taking that password as a mystery. Like a crime scene, and we're only left with those two clues and we have to figure them out. (And knowing that so many other people have figured it out makes me mad, like I'm too stupid)

The only two clues, which are "Sweet Cherry" and "lube". (hahaha shut up I didn't make the clues) Seriously, it's even gotten to the point where I'm dragging others into this. Hell, I'm dragging you guys into this. And I know that there are very few people who read this book who watch Dan and Phil, and I don't know what I'm trying to do here, I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm trying (a bit too desperately) to figure this out.

I don't even care what's past the password protected stuff as much as I do just knowing that god damn password.

I feel like you guys are thinking that I'm expecting you all to know the password and just straight up tell it to me, but for one, I can almost guarantee nobody who reads this does, and if they somehow did, they probably wouldn't tell.

I don't even know why I made this chapter, it's just making me seem like a crazy lunatic. But I'm just putting this out there.

Edit: yoyoyo I figured it out. It's so easy I'm going to cry. Whatever. If you want to know what it is, you can PM me~

Edit Made About A Year After Previous Edit: yes, I still know the password, but no, I will no longer be giving it out. I probably get 10 messages a month asking for the password, which doesn't sound like a lot but over a yEAR it's really added up and it's really annoying thinking I'll be getting a nice message when it's just people asking for the password. I appreciate you guys reading this book, but I don't like giving out the password anymore. idk it's just not special getting PMs when they're just the same question idk? Plus I feel kinda guilty bc I'm doing this without permission. However, you can always just ASK the Phan Directory blog. I'm surprised so many people haven't though to do that before tbh? The author says as long as you ask off anon they'll give it to you, that's how I got it. It's really painstakingly easy though.

So yeah. Basically, I'm not giving out the password anymore. And don't be that dick who posts it in the comments, thanks. (Also, PS, don't get the password expecting to find the video, it's not found so easily. Yeah, I've seen it, but just from some delusional fangirl with no respect who uploaded it to YouTube until it was removed like three hours later. There's a transcript of it on the blog though.