I Love Amusing Myself

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I think I might be the only person on Wattpad who does this.

When I write a chapter, sometimes I'll write something so ridiculous and stupid that it makes me laugh, and then I'll just delete it and comtinue writing. I did that just now, for example when I was writing Chapter 5 of Scars.

Like, this is what I wrote in the chapter:

 "Well, my name is Octavia, but call me Avia, I'm 21, I can't talk (obviously), and I am pretty hungry right now." (Shut up I couldn't think of anything else)

And this is what I wrote to amuse myself:

"Well, my name is Octavia, but call me Avia, I'm 21, I can't talk, but you know lol #YOLO #SWAG #PityMe #KikMeBoyzz #WhatchuTwerkinWith #cantwaittill13/13/13

Shut up. I do this when I'm bored. Other REAL examples are:

Chapter 2.5 from Project V.I.D.C.O.N.:

Real:

 "Who wants to help us pack the suitcases for VidCon into the van?" I singsonged.

"Ooh! I do! I do!" Avia shouted, raising her hand and jumping up.

"And me! Can I help?" Emmi asked too, running to get a suitcase.

What I wrote:

"Who wants to help us pack the suitcases for VidCon into the van?" I singsonged.

"No one." Avia shouted, flicking me off.

"Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself," Emmi replied.

"IF YOU DON'T DO IT SATAN WILL COME UP FROM THE PITS OF HELL AND MURDER YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD."

Okay. That one was morbid. Especially since they're Mormon. But I was never planning to share these with anyone. 

I think I've burnt out your eyes enough.

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