There's a Autobot in my barn

Chapter 31

Shadow's POV

"Are we there yet?"

"No,"

"How about now?"

"Nope,"

"Now?"

"No,"

"Are we there yet?"

"I swear to Primus kiddo, if you ask me "Are we there yet?" again I will seriously ignore you for the whole ride,"

As if...

"Are we there yet?"

"Oh my Primus! Okay I'm not talking to you for the rest of this ride, and it starts now!"

"Hide? Ironhide? Hide? Hidey? Hider? Iron-bunny?"

Thump, "I hate kids,"

"You love me though,"

"That's what you think,"

"Hey! You said it yourself!" 

"When-? Oh wait I remember.." Hide mumbles.

I swing my leg and accidentally kick the back of his chair, "Kid, I'm trying to drive," Hide says looking back in the rear view mirror, Chromia is chuckling while she sits in the driver seat, her vehicle mode, which is a purple bike sits in the back of Ironhide's truck.

Sideswipe starts texting Hide wanting to talk to me through COM, he turns the COM on, "Ironhide? Are you even listening?" I hear Sideswipe ask, "I'm listening Sidesy!" I chirp, "Oh finally you listen! So cutie, how are you doing?" Sideswipe hums, I giggle, "Fine," I say my cheeks are getting warm, "Awww, I am so glad you miss me, I can't take this long distance relationship," "Dude, your seriously behind us," I giggle, "So, when we stop, ya want to ride with me, I've got a Lamborghini~" he says suggestively, I giggle, "If Hide says so-" Ironhide cuts me off, "Yes please annoy Sideswipe!" He pleads. I've got a plan...

"Hide? Are we there yet?" I ask, "Nope, 320 miles left, we'll be there in a week and a half," Chromia says looking at the Women's Magazine she had picked up at a truck stop we stopped at for drinks and a restroom break, "That's a long drive," Crosshairs says like I didn't know what she was saying, "Nooo~" I sing being sarcastic, "It's a short one~" "Like you are Crosshairs" Sideswipe laughs, everyone starts laughing except Chromia and DragonFly, "That's not hilarious! We have a child in the vehicle!" She snaps slapping upside Hide's human form head, I giggle.

"Okay enough guys, Chromia is right, Shadow has an innocent mind," Ironhide says. "For now," Sideswipe says chuckling.

"And we need to keep it like that," DragonFly says, "Sideswipe, keep quiet,"

"I learned a new word DragonFly!" I chirp.

"What is that word sweetie?" She asks through COM.

"Hooker!" I chirp.

"Oh that's nice- WAIT WHAT?!" She says then yells.

"A hooker is the ladies Sideswipe brings home!" I say smiling, "Oh my Primus.." She says trailing.

"We have ruined this Squishy's mind" SunStreaker growls through COM.

I squeal, "SunStreaker!" I cheer, "What?" He grunts, "I just wanted to say your name, I love the sound of it!" I chirp, everyone gets quiet....

I giggle, Chromia looks at me, "Honey," she says with a smile, "I like SunStreaker and Sideswipe! When I get older I am going to marry them!" I chirp, "Okay...I am cool with that," Sideswipe says trailing every now and then, "Kiddo, don't even think about it," Ironhide grunts looking at me.