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81. Hunting The Paranormal - Michael

Part 4/4

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Next chapter is: "You Get Into A Fight At School"

Life is truly a ride my dudes, I'm pretty sure today is the first time I've ever used the words "pollinate" and "Daddy" in the same sentence.

What an experience

Anywho, onto the chapter:

Michael:
Things got out of hand when the boys got bored. They were so used to everything being go, go, go, that after a while they get antsy. Calum will start pacing, Luke hums, Ashton taps his fingers against his thigh, and Michael bounces his leg up and down. They couldn't just sit in silence they needed something to do. Sometimes they'd fill the void with group nap-time, on other occurrences they had left the house for six hours and then came back smelling like new tennis balls. They didn't say and you didn't ask.

So when Luke started to hum Death of a Bachelor, and Calum got up off of the couch then walked all of the way around it only to sit back in his original seat, you knew that something was going to happen. You decided to wait it out from a safe distance and find out what it would be.

"I'mmmmm boooooooored," Michael groaned, he threw his head back into the back of the couch and let out a deep breath.

"Same," all of the other three echoed.

There was a pause for a few seconds as nobody knew what to say.

"So what do you want to do then?" Ashton asked, shifting the arm that he had been fidgeting so that it was back behind his head.

"What abooooout," Luke stopped humming for a moment while he thought, "we go get smoothies?"

"Nahhhh," Calum shook his head, "you always go to that place that only sells green ones. I'm not into that green crap Luke, it taste like ass."

"How do you know what ass taste like Calum?" Ashton raised an eyebrow, his slight grin showed that he was rather amused by his friends complaint.

Calum just narrowed his eyes, "you always say that my grilled cheese's taste like shit, how do you know what shit taste like Ashton?" He smirked, thinking that he had won that argument.

"You avoided the question Calum," Michael interjected in, he was on the opposite side of the couch so he had to lean all of the way forward just so that he could see the bassist.

"I did no such thing," Calum huffed, "I simply answered the question with a question."

"I don't know if that really counts as an answer," Luke agreed with your brother, making the brunette glare at him.

"Do I need to look up the definition of 'answer' for you? Because that was an answer," he insisted, leaning over Ashton so that he could get closer to Luke.

"OKAY OKAY!" Ashton pushed Calum back to his seat, "I'M SORRY I ASKED! NOW LET'S MOVE ON!"

"Fiiiine," all of the other boys agreed.

"We could go outside?" Michael suggested.

Calum snorted, "when was the last time you've been outside? It's raining."

"Not that long, couple of days," your brother mumbled and shrugged.

"We could still have fun in the rain though," Ashton shrugged, "unless you guys are scared of a little water."

"No," Luke shook his head adamantly, he was stopping this suggestion before it could be seriously considered. "My hair looks too good today, I am not subjecting it to the rain, especially not before I Snapchat," he said, ghosting a hand over his hair. You had to admit, it looked unusually good, so you couldn't really blame him.