Diana didn't think Drake had a sense of humor that wasn't someone's misery. But one day, several years after the FAYZ, (in this universe, everyone survived) she, Drake, and Caine were sitting at Caine's mini bar he had made, enjoying some drinks. Surprisingly, Drake wasn't the mean type of drunk, but more of a funny one.
"Hey. Hey guys." Drake chuckled, "guys." Caine slowly looked at Drake in a sort of alcohol induced haze, annoyed with his giddiness. Diana turned to him too.
"What." Caine spat.
"You wanna hear a joke?"
"No."
"Yes." Diana interrupted. Drake laughed.
"Caine tried to rape me but his dick was too small." He burst out laughing. As did Diana. Caine, on the other hand, didn't crack a smile.
"I would rather have sex with a horse." Caine slurred. Diana started laughing harder. It got to the point were all three of them could barely breathe.
And it remains, too this day, a sort of love/ hate friendship.
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