Headcannon 6: Whippy

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Caine: Okay so here's what we need to do, we're gonna go down to Perdido Beach at-"

Caine: Drake can you stop playing with that whip and pay attention

Diana: I named it Whippy by the way

Diana: Hope you don't mind

Drake:

Drake: wHAT

Drake: NO

Drake: NO YOU DID FUCKING NOT

Caine: Diana wHY

Diana: Cute little Whippy

Drake: shUT UP

Drake: Its name is not WHIPPY

Diana: how about Mr. Whippy?

Drake: NO

Drake: NO ONE IS NAMING THE WHIP

Caine: Diana why do you you do this to me

Diana: how about Fred?

Drake: NO

Drake: NO FRED

Diana: Drake Jr. maybe?

Caine: Isn't that the name of his dick?

Caine and Diana: *starts laughing*

Drake: NO

Drake: THAT ISNT FUNNY

Drake: STOP LAUGHING

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