BTS Jokes

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JiKook (JiminxJungkook)

Jungkook: Hey, what's your first name?

Jimin: Marry.

Jungkook: Oh, how about your last name?

Jimin: Me.

Jungkook: Marry Me?

Jimin: Yes, I will!

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Jimin: Jungkook-ah, how much do you love me?

Jungkook: Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you, hyung.

Jimin: But it's morning. *pouts*

Jungkook: Exactly.

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Jungkook: Hyung, I think you have the most beautiful teeth.

Jimin: Really? Thank you!

Jungkook: They reminds me of a song.

Jimin: Which song?

Jungkook: Black and Yellow.

Jimin: .....

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VHope (VxJ-hope)

V: J-hope, pano ba mag-move on?

J-hope: Bakit? Wala ka bang paa? Edi umabante ka, tanga!

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Height ng girls na gusto ng BTS:

RM: Tall
V: Doesn't matter
Jin: Doesn't matter
J-hope: Doesn't matter
Jimin: Short
Suga: Doesn't matter
Jungkook: Tall

Kyaa! May pag-asa ako kay Hobi! Hindi naman ako kilala.😢


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