RIVERDALE: torturing myself 2x01 review

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Okay the title is a bit harsh. Sorry😂

Video: the video above reminds me why I love Juggie hehe.

Waaaarning: this may be a bit vague cause I reacted live. So it will be a bit random sometimes. Enjoy my exessive cursing , too much anger and too many hormones. Ur WeLComE.

REVIEW 2X01

* first words on screen*
"Innocence taken away."

Oh man. I get the wrong ideas with this title.
Man this season is gonna get dark.

Ma girl Betty!! Saying her name out loud sure made me realize how I don't like her name at all. It's just so... Farm animalish.  I'm sorry bet bet I love you sorry.

Veronica yes queen. IT IS ILLEGAL TO LOOK THIS GOOD.  seriously.

Jughead is so f×cking hot on a bike like wtf I so hope that he's going all bad boy in this season and that Betty becomes like the bad girl with him so I don't have to watch the cliche bad boy good girl scenario. (Me to me weeks later: hun, that's cliche too¿)

Ah Arch.  Bby all alone in the hospital. Well they're with him now. Kay. 

Archie is too goddamn sweet for this world. (Me to me weeks later: ???¿¿)

They're saying Archie is going to be a superhero name? Archie sounds like a lame superhero juggie. Okay I'm sorry for making fun of them go on sweet child.  (me to me weeks later: im so nice wow. Is Archie in the comics a superhero tho? I'm not American I'm not obliged to know this #Excuses)

BETTY'S MUM don' attack my son / also daddy like that.  (me to me weeks later: hehe)

ARCHIE ALREADY BREAKING MY HEART 5 GODDAMN MINUTES INTO THE EPISODE. 

is there a new "theme song" ??¿¿¿

Is the Sheriff wearing make up?

Am I extra hormonal or is everyone looking hot as f×ck in this episode already.  Like even the sheriff isn't looking bad. I'm so sorry for saying that btw. (Me to me weeks later: you need to get laid or something, calm down)

I've to stop the episode to fix the subtitles.  Isn't working.  Going to hope I know all the Engrish.

SNAKE. Juggie defend your fam son. (Me to me weeks later: what is this about? Those ... what's the gang calles. Damn I forgot)  

Archie what do you KNOW. We're going to find out in the last episode right.  (me to me weeks later: IDK. Maybe I should continue watching)

Juggle knows Shit isn't right. 

SOUTH SIDE LOWLIFE. F×ck off. (Me to me weeks later: I'm getting problematic)

Jughead stop being so cold to anyone.  I'm doubting my choice in guys. (me to me weeks later: now you do? Hun, you have the worst taste in guys. Even worse for girls.) 

Now I'm doubting my sexuality Veronica. Thank you. 

Oh wait. I'm always doubting my sexuality ha #TheBiLife (me to me weeks later: bi and PROUD)

IT'S THE LIGHT. The lighting is different.  (me to me weeks later: wow u so smart SHOW ME THE WAY SENPAI)

Thanks bro5. Ah bromance. (Me to me weeks later: huh???¿¿¿¿) 

Part 2: the part I watched weeks later and i'm just gonna watch without rewatching the whole episode because I ain't got time for that besides I think those^ were just the first 5 minutes.

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