Yes, the long ass title has it right.
I had the genius idea to watch riverdales new musical episode everyone has been talking about while only being up to date with the storyline from around the end of season 3. Like the gargoyle shit and I'm pretty sure I might have watched the finale but blocked it from my mind bc somehow I only remember archie fighting with that literal ogre and me thinking that maybe I might in the end nOT have any straightness left.
I saw some serial genes bs and as someone who LIT RALLY studied criminology that BOTHERED ME A LOT. so yeah I'll just watch this disaster before watching some other kind of disasterrrrr (stan ATL)
AIGHT LIVE REVIEW OF RIVERDALE EP 4x17
Tf is stonewall thingy. And wHY ARE THERE VIDEOTAPES what is this? 13 reasons why?
I've always said how bad jug's writing is but- okay sorry his way of storytelling is so bad (sorry to my fellow writer)
I FORGOT HOW MUCH I HATE MUSICAL EPISODES bc dem bitches who can't sing also sing.
I forgot Kevin and what's his name were dating.
This is UN- BEAR- ABLE
Oh. Mr. Lodge is one sexy mf and yes I'll say that as much as I want.
Okay so what I know wasn't jug dead or something.
TF WHY CAN HE JUST SKIP SO MUCH SCHOOL?? If I do that I'd fail the year.
Bughead is still a thing? Okay alright.
Who tf this blonde dude. And what's a Voyeur??? Sounds French. I can speak French why don't I ... no idea what they mean skdjd
LMAO pre nazi Berlin what The fUck.
"Screaming in the inside " sAme Kevin Same.
"We are not numbers" BOI you in high school. Lemme tell you at high school they'll care more about you as a person than any education. At uni you're just a number and that's IT.
Did he-
DID HE JUST SAY WE GENZ
HEeeellllpppp Im laughing so hard
I mean I'm generation Z too but - KSJDH
He's gonna sing isn't he. Yep. Yep.
Why did they change one of the only gay characters into such a justice character. They just keep making him worse bc he never gets a storyline. He's just gay or just idk not doing much. GAY AINT A WHOLE PERSON, it's a sexuality. Like you're also not gonna make a character where the whole persons storyline is being straight???
Omg this song is so bad. The bumping into Kevin the whole song is so bad how they sing it- so underwhelming.
They honestly look so old ksdj okay they always did but how tf are they still in High school. Idk how high school works bc here it's from age 12/13 and depending on your level of education you either go to school until 16,17 or 18. But isn't HS 4 years?? So WHY THEY THERE.
Why did I forget Archie is a musician. Or he was.
Betty honey that sweater is HORRIBLE. Who doing her like that this is a crime against fashion.
THE ARCHIESSSS THE BAND NAME IS FHE ARCHIES WHAF.
Wtf Is Kevin doing
Same ms Bell.
I'm always in for some drag queens hell yeahh
DID HE KISS ARCHIE LMAOO some of y'all shippers must be happy
I again forgot Kevin and serpent dude are in a relationship right.
Why am I just like 20 minutes in, I am so bored and annoyed.
I AM STILL ANNOYED ATHOW STEREOTYPICAL THEY MAKE KEVIN??
I'm sorry for being so negative but this is such an annoying song version. And also tf js that choreo. The whole sleepover thing ksksj
Can I skip this song I'm in pain.
Are the cheerleaders gonna dance in front of the principale. Yep. I hate it here.
HEY SUGAR DADDY??? I. HATE. IT. HERE.
Pls no I'm skipping this song pls nooooooooooooo.
The word daddy should not be allowed on this show anymore.
All the choreo from these dances are so bad and people going bad shit crazy over it. Like I've been dead drunk and danced better than that.
HOw queer phobic of yoU. This whole show is queer phobic as how horrible they portray lgbtq+ bye.
Jughead still hot.
Idk what bughead is talking about.
Omg criminal psychology. I had a subject like that THATS GREAT.
Wtf what is this. I now get why cole doesn't wanted to sing. This is RHE WORST
A mOntage. Yes my biggest fears in these kinds shows is a montage too.
This song HAHAHAHAHHA what is this im confused.
Give me A break Veronica ~ whiny Archie.
A COLLAGE ?!! A MONTAGEvbv
Pls I'm crying this is -
Who gives Betty her clothes and how can they get fired.
Is Betty having an affair with Archie
Why does jughead sound as if he's singing a country song. Sounds like Joe Exotics his songs HAHAHA
OH FCK ARCHIE AND BETTY CHEATING.
Oh hello jughead. He is saying sorry but she cheated.
"Sorry Betty I shouldn't have sang montage in your face the lyrics was badly structured" thAts whaf you should be apologizing for.
Oh she crying ok. They all just have pics everywhere.
MAGNOLIAAAAA~ magnOliaaa (Stan TOO) best song.
DAddy. No.
Actually I don't like any of the ships lol. Can't be bothered about them. I mean idek the actual story line here.
Oh Betty be creeping. I forgot that they were neighbours. And Betty had a crush on him in season 1. It was so dramatic tho "I'm nOt okay" for some reason Betty is in those sad multifandom vids but idk it really wasn't that sad lmaoo
Why are they destroying their ships. Are there more Betty Archie shippers. Barchie? Atty HAHAH
I remember when riverdale first got aired everyone shipped Archie and Jughead. Like we all thought they were awkward with each other bc maybe they were gay or something. But no of course a main character isn't gay, OFC NOT. These mf shows.
La bonne nuit, TAIS-TOI Je parie que tu ne parles pas français, Veronica.
(Whoops) THE SUBS HAHAHAHA whOops
I honestly don't like the way Archie sings like. Sorry KJ? That's his name right.
Imagine all your friends who can sing and play instruments and you can just form a band. If I were to do that with my friends just 1 could sing and we would have like 2 instruments: piano and guitar. That it.
Choni?? Is that the ship name tf. Okay but I think they're cute tho.
Omf the episode is almost over ahhh finally.
"When you're caught up in your homework darkness creeps in" HHAHA SAme same
Ew whats this vid omg this is so creepy. IEHW I DIDNT KNOW IT GOT SO GRAPHIC THIS SCARY AF.
They on a roof.
Thank god its over.
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