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RIVERDALE: 2x03 Am I gon get smt now??

I wrote this a while ago. I think I've a review for 2x04 too but It's been difficult. Bc I do noooot like s2 oops.

2x03 LETS GOOOOO.

Kev , what are you doing in the woods. Some gay sh×t I suppose??

WAIT IS HE SAFE. I'm worried.

WOOOHOOOO GAY ACTION. but wait did they just see each other in the woods at random thought one another was hot and just randomly made out?? Where can I sign up.

"Or maybe much worse" yes much worse: GAYNESS. (Don't drink tapwater guys. Wait do, fulfill the gay agenda thankyou)

Gunshots. Oh sh×t. That poor girl, Kevin you're a damn good person.

Is Ronnies dad speaking Spanish or another language? I think Spanish..why does it sound like... not spanish¿?  Excuse my lack of Spanish knowledge😂.

"They're dying to meet you" .
same.

REGGIE. Why Am I so enthusiastic to see him.

Wait the guy in the car is a f×cking gentleman to the max.

"Night jogging" more like "night snogging" HEHE.

Juggie dont be so negative all the time..u right tho.

Oh right Moose is alive.

SOUTHSIDE HIGH. Jugs becoming a delinquent?

Kevin will damn sure go back. Gotta get some di- pg13.

"His eyes" he remembers the eyes. So do I Moose😏. Got some great set of eyes.

Midge, Moose what are these names??? Are these normal American names? Wait is Archie a normal name? They sound strange to me🤔

Metal detectors?? What kind of school is this, Degrassi? (Ah now I miss Degrassi)

FORSYTHE PENDLETON JONES III. I never knew his real name! Of course he goes by Jughead..forsythe *snorts*.

What is this school. This is so cliche..goddamn what is this HahaahaHAHA.

Yes Juggie join them Serpents!!!

"I self identify." *snorts again*

"They will, you're their b×tch." Is ThIs PrISoN?¿¿ (flashbacks to Oz. That's a great series guys, you should watch it)

YOU RIGHT ARCH. You really right.

Ha Archie is meeting the dad oh Boi .

I still don't trust him. He's eaveadropping?? (Wtf is happening at this point I forgot the whole episode)

HE'S IN A SUIT BTW. SO GREAT.

What does arch have ? Ah right a gun! Ugh i hate guns.
He has a comic book? Nice link to the comics tho.

Why is Arch not supposed to come to dinner Hermoine? "No need to be so thirsty" is she talking about me. I feel attacked.

Archie is creating paranoia. REGGIE. Ey. Haha glasses guy is there again, I like him.

"Watchdogs" haha good name. Oh, red circle. Well okay. What IS the name.

I know this school is cliche but those people are all  smartasses and mysterious.

JUg, you gonna start a school paper?? Ok.

Kevin hahahahahah "You didn't ask permission to date archie or jughead and I don't need yours"  and Cheryls reaction😂.